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We Hate Movies

S5 Ep202: Teen Witch

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.75K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, it's a real We ❤️ Movies situation as the gang casts a spell over 1980's suburbia in the cheese-fest teen comedy, Teen Witch! What would a girl-centric Teen Wolf have looked like? Could that sexophone get any sexier? And how was that teacher not fired immediately? PLUS: JFK's ghost haunts the Bush I White House!

Teen Witch stars Robyn Lively, Zelda Rubinstein, Dan Gauthier, Mandy Ingber, Shelley Berman, Marcia Wallace & Dick Sargent; directed by Dorian Walker.

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0:00.0

Hello, Andrew Jupin.

0:01.5

Eric Siska.

0:02.4

Stephen Zadak.

0:03.4

And we hate movies. Oh, Hello everyone. Welcome to We Hate Movies on the Side Show Network.

0:24.0

Thank you for

0:34.2

tuning in as always this week. We're talking about a really great movie.

0:40.4

It's 1989's Teen Witch directed by Dorian Walker.

0:45.0

And this is, this is a so bad, it's good.

0:48.0

It's a so bad, it's great.

0:50.0

Yeah, I watch this and I was like, is this the worst thing I've ever seen in my life?

0:54.4

No, it is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.

0:57.4

It's an outrage. It's just such a weird artifact, like a perfect artifact, like more so than even like, you'll talk about like, oh, you know,

1:05.4

the saved by the bells really show you what it's like in the 89 and the 90s, what we thought was cool at the turn of the 90s?

1:12.2

Right. This is it, not not that because the other thing is

1:15.0

saved by the bell was going for laughs yeah like the worst way possible sure I I believe in my heart of hearts that they didn't think this movie was that funny.

1:28.0

They thought it was like, like a solid like teen angst like coming of age

1:35.4

via witchcraft movie. This is our say anything. Yeah exactly. It's a little funny but you know it's really about heartache.

1:45.0

Yeah, yearning. Well, that's the thing, right?

1:47.0

Because it's like, it's the teen comedy, like high school comedy.

1:50.0

It's a musical, and then in one crucial scene, it's a musical and then in one crucial scene it's a it's a really steamy sex show

1:57.8

what the fuck with that scene I don't know I mean oh we'll talk about it stay tuned for 45 minutes from now

2:06.5

so teen witch is not unlike teen wolf right it was intended as a sequel, like a girl sequel to Teen Wolf, and then at the last second, they switched it to a witch.

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