Hello, I'm Andrew Jupin. Stephen Zadak.

Chris Cabin. And we hate movies. Oh, Hello everyone. Welcome to We Hate Movies on the Side Show Network.

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This week, I said earlier that this movie was like if Rod Serling and Michael Hanake

like met at a crossroad somewhere and sat down and watched Nickelodeon.

Yeah, that's not, you're not wrong.

They got drafted to like pen something for Nickelodeon.

Yeah, exactly.

And this is what came out.

It's house arrest from 1996, directed by Harry Weiner.

And it's a movie where kids kidnap their own parents and locked them in a basement sadistically.

And you know, it's your classic, oh, where it's the 90s.

We don't know what divorce is.

Man, this movie just wants you to think divorce is like a thinly pressed piece of like,

uh, like pencil marking on a sheet of loose leaf that you can just gently erase.

Sure. That's all divorces.

And the soundtracks doing a lot of work for you.

Oh, the soundtrack of this movie.

Just trying to harness down how creepy and weird everything is. It's all like sub-Bere naked ladies. Dude I was saying it's the

Shave Tathues band because like there's a guy on some song where it's like

Halla de better whoa yeah, what the fuck do you think that? Oh, yeah, see I called him the Matthew Dave's band

It's such obvious like like musicians ripping off like popular sounds that a movie can't afford

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