S5 Ep201: Loverboy

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2015

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the gang tackles the homophobic, racist, sexist cinematic cesspool that is 1989's Loverboy! What's with those gross fake mustaches in that pizzeria? Why does that delivery guy instantly turn into T-1000? And how in the world would this girl even consider getting back together with this gigolo? PLUS: Will Riker has a real problem with Troi's guest list for their wedding.

Loverboy stars Patrick Dempsey, Kate Jackson, Dylan Walsh, Barbara Carrera, Robert Picardo, Kirstie Alley and Carrie Fisher; directed by Joan Micklin Silver.

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm Andrew Jupin.
0:02.0	Eric Siska.
0:03.0	Stephen Sittin.
0:04.0	And we hate movies. And then. Hello everyone. Welcome to We Hate Movies on the sideshow network. Thank you for tuning in as always this week
0:36.0	We're we're getting gross. It's a gross movie. I'll say it. It's Lover Boy from 1989 directed by Joan Micklin Silver,
0:44.5	who we haven't talked about on the show for quite some time,
0:46.7	but you may remember her as the director of another horrifying romantic comedy, Baby Cake's. We're all... a to comedy at all. It's a terrifying psychological drama.
1:03.2	Well you know there's something romantic about you know her love for the children and now you're
1:08.8	right it's nothing romantic. It's just fucking terrifying and all right so so if that's a terrifying family drama. This is a terrifying romantic comedy. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
1:17.6	Because I believe Steve you summarized it best with the note you just said to me. Well, it just a it's a network of would be pedophile.
1:23.6	It's all these women... It's all these women... It's all these women who are really into this
1:30.0	really super young looking dude now and again this movie does like to say a lot like
1:34.9	why is it so weird if a guy wants to date a 20 year old woman nobody bats an eye I
1:39.8	get it and it's fine but this movie could also be called Manhattan for girls all right?
1:45.2	Because it's just I think it's gross on both ends.
1:49.7	That's the thing is like you know everyone raves about Manhattan but I kind of
1:52.8	can't watch that movie no it's kind well especially now that's a well yeah but still
1:58.1	still has gorgeous photography from master cinematographer Gordon Prince of Darkness Willis.
2:05.0	They call them the Prince of Darkness.
2:07.0	I didn't make that.
2:08.0	I thought they're calling Woody Allen the Prince of Darkness.
2:10.0	No, Gordon Willis, man.
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