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Never Thought I'd Say This

S5 Ep101: Blame The Squirrels

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Jodie jumps into this episode with a parenting fail so epic that it almost renders Celia speechless. Almost. They, then, talk about the myriad of emotions they have while watching their daughters growing up in such unprecedented times. They delve into some parenting trends they don’t understand, and judge the hell out of themselves for all the various ways they screw things up. And by “they”, we are referring to the squirrels who are to be blamed for everything. Plus, Jodie does an impression so accurate you’ll swear she morphed into another being, altogether.

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0:00.0

Well, hello, and welcome to this week's episode of Never Thought I'd Say This.

0:13.2

I am Jodie Sweeten.

0:15.0

I am Celia Bayhara.

0:16.5

Hello, Celia Bayhara.

0:17.5

Hello, Jodie Sweeten.

0:18.5

How are you today?

0:19.5

Good.

0:20.5

It's been a whole day since I've seen you.

0:21.5

Oh, that's right.

0:22.5

That's right.

0:23.5

Yeah.

0:24.5

I did see you Sunday.

0:25.5

Saturday.

0:26.5

Saturday.

0:27.5

Saturday.

0:28.5

Yeah, that's right.

0:29.5

You seem better.

0:30.5

You were sick.

0:31.5

Yes.

0:32.5

I had a cold.

0:33.5

Yeah.

0:34.5

I...

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