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Never Thought I'd Say This

S5 Ep102: Make Outs and Mammograms

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

The ladies discuss women’s sexual health, intimate relationships with the mammogram machine, and the “tsunami of crazy” that hormones can cause. Plus, Celia recruits a new listener in… well… an exposed state, and the word vagina is said A LOT.

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0:00.0

Well, hello, and welcome to this week's episode of Nia and the VW.

0:12.6

Scratch that.

0:16.2

No way, that stays right out of the gate, right out of the gate.

0:21.5

Hello, and welcome to this week's episode of Never Thought I'd Say This.

0:27.5

Oh, you got it.

0:29.5

I just, my brain needs to slow down today.

0:31.7

Oh, I love it when we just start the show, and it's like that just because it's like,

0:35.7

yeah, there we go.

0:36.7

Oh, yeah.

0:37.7

This is it.

0:38.7

This is where we go.

0:39.7

Fuck it.

0:40.7

This is as good as it's getting today.

0:41.7

We actually decided to kind of talk about something like some, not serious, not, it's

0:45.1

not like, you know, anything like depressing or anything, but no, but something that doesn't

0:49.3

get talked about often today, which is women's health, and sort of connecting to that I realized

0:54.4

at my annual exam this year for my, for my lady parts doctor, I'm going to have to get

0:59.5

my first mammogram because of 40 now.

1:01.6

Oh, let's talk about that really fast.

1:04.0

Wait, do you?

1:05.0

Is it 40 now?

1:06.0

I think my doctor said I should get one at 40 just to be safe.

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