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Never Thought I'd Say This

S5 Ep100: Duct Taped To An Airplane Seat

Never Thought I'd Say This

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Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Jodie and Celia kick off the episode by discussing Jodie’s project, Beyond The Edge, airing on CBS prime time, this month! Jodie spent time deep in the jungles of Panama while Celia spent time without her best friend, leaving her feeling pretty lonely. Not lonely enough to ever want to spend time in a jungle, but still. Jodie and Celia, then, talk about how the pandemic has left middle age moms (because they are BOTH middle age now. Ha ha.) feeling more lonely and isolated than ever. Plus, Jodie reflects on her pandemic breakdown, Celia introduces Jodie to Urine Therapy (the CONCEPT not the practice!), and some singing ensues. Yes, seriously.

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0:00.0

And welcome to this week's episode. I've never thought I'd say this. I'm your host,

0:13.4

Jodie Sweeten, along with Tilly Bayharr. I was in charge of you were going to say it or you were

0:17.9

waiting for me. I wasn't sure either. Oh, yeah. Surprise. Yeah. No, you were over there just not

0:22.0

looking at me and trying to stop giggling because we had about 35 seconds just of getting into this

0:28.1

episode just to say, like, hi, welcome to the episode. Yeah. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hello.

0:34.6

Hi. How are you? We get like crazy into things. A, I got to say tonight, I have to give a shout out

0:39.2

because we didn't the last time we were talking about shout outs to people, nasty women cosmetics

0:44.5

who made the lipstick that they worked with me to get you a, you know, unsweetened. Yeah. Yeah.

0:50.8

And you can purchase it if you follow at nasty women cosmetics. And I absolutely love them.

0:56.4

And I have had a bunch of their lipsticks before and they always are really beautiful colors.

1:01.3

They stay on. They stay on. They don't dry out your lips, which is like amazing. They don't. But

1:06.5

for my 40th birthday, Celia worked with them and they created a very special color called unsweetened.

1:12.8

It is a fabulous red color. So, all the proceeds are going to Girls Inc, which is a cause that's

1:19.2

very near and dear to my heart that I actually I played for Girls Inc. when I did my Panama show.

1:26.0

We got in the edge. We got to talk about that in a second as well. And my t-shirt is from them,

1:30.2

which is why I thought. Oh, yes. Yes. Also nasty women cosmetics. So, if anyone wants that,

1:34.9

nice. I won't say this. This is the scale sweatshirt and it's that is gonsens.

1:39.6

It's your, your fiance sweatshirt. Did I say boyfriend? No, you just said

1:44.7

the scale. Oh, my scale, my fiance shirt, that we said fiancet. Love the old say.

1:49.6

Um, so wait, you just touched on that you were gone, which is something I do want to talk about

1:53.7

in this whole episode. What we're going to talk about today is being lonely as a mom specifically,

1:58.8

as a mom specifically, which, you know, someone just became officially middle aged. Just say I'm going,

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