meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Obscure with Michael Ian Black

S4 Episode 114 - A Real Horse's Patootie

Obscure with Michael Ian Black

Misfit Toys

Books, Comedy, Literature, Audiobooks, Arts, Alternative Comedy

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Two horse patooties on this week's episode of Obscure. In the case of your host, the patootiness stems from taking extra trips when I'd rather be home. This episode, I briefly describe a short trip to New Hampshire from which I've just returned that I need not have agreed to go to, despite the fact that I had cromulent time. The second horse's patootie, of course, is our own Clyde, now incarcerated and finding himself the subject of horror and scorn. Between the two of us, I suspect my own trip to the New Hampshire Film Festival left me in a better position than Clyde finds himself.

Support Obscure!

Read Michael's substack

Follow Michael on Twitter

Follow Michael on Instagram

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

From an efficiency apartment in New York City, this is obscure season four, an American tragedy.

0:14.6

I am your host, your friend, your ear lover, and literary mansplainer in chief Michael Ian Black.

0:22.6

Just back now from New Hampshire.

0:27.0

I went to New Hampshire for a film festival.

0:32.0

My second film festival in about, what, four weeks?

0:36.0

And no, I don't have any films out.

0:39.3

I mean, I guess Superman, but nobody's going to invite me to a film panel to talk about Superman.

0:44.3

This was a comedy panel.

0:46.3

They wanted me to come on and talk about comedy.

0:48.3

I guess it's an annual thing they do there at the New Hampshire Film Festival.

0:52.3

And because it was moderated by my old

0:55.9

friend, Eliza Coupe of Scrubs and Happy Endings, Fame, and whatever else she's been in, I have no

1:04.4

idea. She invited me, and I hadn't seen her. I feel like, man, 15 years or something. So I

1:10.1

happily accepted the invitation, mostly just to reconnect with her and to meet other

1:14.7

comedy folk and have myself a good time.

1:16.8

I would have, however, probably refused the invitation had I known that the distance from the airport to Portsmouth, New Hampshire, where we were doing the event,

1:31.3

it's just a source of constant annoyance to me when I show up at a place and then have to drive a long distance

1:39.3

to get to the actual place that I'm going.

1:42.3

You know, when you fly someplace and that's annoying, and then when you have to get into a car with a stranger, that's also very annoying.

1:50.0

Having said that, both my car ride to and my car ride from ended up being terrific.

1:57.0

I talked to a director on the way in.

2:00.0

She had a film at the festival that she directed and self-produced and she's a comedian,

...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in 1 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Misfit Toys, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Misfit Toys and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.