S4 Ep97: Turd de Force

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Believe it or not, it’s the final episode of Season Four (we’ll be back soon, we promise)! Jodie and Celia cover holiday lists their kids have provided. One in a FAR more organized fashion than the rest. They then wrap up the season by unwrapping the best of some of the worst toys EVER created. Their rundown will likely leave you feeling like a turtle that just wants to hide in its shell. Not to be confused with a “Turdle” that wants to take a crap. Or, maybe both. Probably both.

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0:00.0	Welcome to this week's episode of Never Thought. I'd say this. I am, you know, I'm going to let you introduce yourself first.
0:16.0	When you do that.
0:17.0	Do it.
0:18.0	I am.
0:19.0	I like that.
0:21.0	You always say, I am Celia Behar and you are Jodie Sweden.
0:25.0	Yeah, that's, see, go for it.
0:27.0	I tried to make it right because this is our, we're going to take a little break after this.
0:33.0	Oh, okay.
0:34.0	Well, I mean, no, I'm saying not a break in the podcast and saying like, like, no, I mean, like holiday break.
0:39.0	And so it's like this is episode 24 and four.
0:42.0	We will be going into season five, though, don't fret.
0:45.0	But if we end this show right around the holidays, again, because we are moms.
0:49.0	And if we had to also think of podcast ideas through the holidays and YouTube things,
0:54.0	we would probably scream and throw ourselves off of something.
0:57.0	We would definitely have to change the tag line at the end to, you know, keep killing the parenting game,
1:01.0	already killed our kids.
1:02.0	Right.
1:03.0	Yeah, exactly.
1:04.0	Where would have to be?
1:05.0	Exactly.
1:06.0	Oh, it's green. It's time in my mic's too weird.
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