S5 Ep98: Grab Bag Of Neuroses

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

It’s the season of love, and the premier of Season 5! And while we certainly could have taken five hundred twenty five thousand, six hundred minutes to catch up on all the things that happened during our hiatus, we promise that we did not. We did, however, wax poetic about Valentine’s Day, love, and breakups. That is, if you think frozen poop is poetic. Yeah… it’s that kind of show! Plus, unsolicited advice on cold sores, Celia may have fallen out of a tree, and Jodie got engaged!!! Welcome back, Never Nation. We sure did miss you!

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0:00.0	Welcome to this week's episode. I've never thought I'd say this, and it is season five.
0:16.0	Can you believe it? No.
0:18.0	Premiere episode.
0:20.0	Episode one. Here we are.
0:24.0	We have so much to catch up on.
0:26.0	Oh my gosh. So much to catch up.
0:28.0	Seriously. I mean, you and I have sort of cut up on this, but like our listeners.
0:32.0	Yeah, even those things I haven't told you, but I figured I'd tell you on the podcast.
0:36.0	Wow.
0:38.0	Keeping secrets. Is this how we're starting season five?
0:40.0	That's it. Yeah. That's exactly right.
0:42.0	No. Well, first of all, you had birthday.
0:44.0	I did have a birthday.
0:46.0	I am now 40 or four million as my children like to say.
0:52.0	So fucking exciting for me to know that I'm now 40.
0:56.0	Yeah, just that. I'm like, oh, we're in our 40s.
0:58.0	No, he used to be like, how's Jody? I'm like, younger than me. Fuck you.
1:02.0	You know, I actually now that you mentioned it, like it kind of happened to hit me of like now.
1:06.0	I'm not like 39. I'm like, I'm 40.
1:08.0	Yeah. But you know what? I'm fine.
1:10.0	Like, I'm doing them all right with it.
1:12.0	Yeah. Let me give you a little.
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