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The Toast

S4 Ep69: Fast Fashion, Fast Food, Fast Five: Thursday, April 15th, 2021

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2021

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the morning, chose Happy Thursday. Wow!

0:06.0

Oh, for the hum. Wow! Wow to you, Miss Paris Queen. Oh, yes, I am wearing a very hot-kitty exclusive,

0:17.0

everything rich, everything exclusive shirt from this boutique on my favorite street in Chamsa,

0:23.0

it's called Zerra. You're so pretty, is this Emily and Paris sitting here? Or is it Claudia in a shirt with

0:31.0

an Eiffel Tower on it? It's Claudia and her fast fashion from Zerra. I tried to warn you guys that

0:37.0

my wardrobe was being taken to the next level and you didn't believe me. Here, Claudia, fast fashion,

0:43.0

fast food, fast five. Yes! I love seeing you. May I move to today's episode? Don't forget it. Yes, my shirt is from Zerra and

0:50.0

I just wanted to warn everyone, this is just like a foray into my new wardrobe, like you're going to be fucking quaking, so get ready. I am.

0:55.0

I'm really sick and tired of putting up these pictures every day on the morning, chosen everyone's commenting, Jackie, you look at my stuff.

1:01.0

I am invisible. Stop, there are so many days where I can't even take a single and glowing hair. No, but it's really important to note

1:07.0

who chooses and edits the photo? Jackie. Who gets approval of which photo we use? Hardly, I don't really get an update with, you know, edits and stuff.

1:17.0

But things have to move in groups. No, today's my day. Like the comments are going to be quaking the comment down. They're going to be quaking for you. No, I just thought this was such a delay. They're going to say,

1:26.0

Cladie and Perry. No, I'm Cladie and Perry. 100%. So thank you for noticing my new blouse. I actually really appreciate it. No, it's so sick, like so cool. We love to see.

1:36.0

So my butt-blink will be on my story. We really love to see a new blouse on the show because we're constantly wearing the same blouses.

1:41.0

So important to have a constipation of blouses. No matter what field you work in, I really believe that. Like when I go shopping, my first stop is category, tops, blouses. Always.

1:51.0

Blousey vibes only. Blousey vibes. Only. So thank you for bringing this energy to the show today. You look elegant as well.

1:59.0

Thank you. I'm just like wearing some like a cool girl outfit. No, I mean, like that outfit is, I mean, that jacket is like the most sickening jacket.

2:06.0

It's also a skirt of the traveling jacket because I wore it once and not only did it fit me like a glove, like I actually think it was made for me and like it should be mine.

2:13.0

When you wear it in Newport, remember we were like all swapping outfits because we were just like really girls on a trip.

2:18.0

That's the best on a trip. I'm like, oh wait, no, my bag would go great with your outfit. Can I borrow your sunglasses?

2:22.0

No, and everyone was being so generous. That trip like bringing their finest things like one of my scarves, one of my bag.

2:26.0

I mean, it all looked our best because we were working as a team.

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