Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning, Toast. And happy hump day!

Theo is here. Do not forget to hump someone you love. It is the most important day of the week, signifying one that you can hump someone you love.

And two, the latter half of the week. He's a pannas. He's a pannas, yeah.

It's a beautiful thing to behold. Such is Theo being here. Back on the show, he missed two days of work. It was really hard.

I feel like the vibes were just not what they could be without Theo in the room. He's so happy he's ready for, he's ready to get his hump on.

Oh my god, he's so delicious. I want to eat you. Do you want to put my nose up? You're too sweet. Do you want to eat that? Do.

Oh god, he's turned. So yes, happy Wednesday. There is so much going on in the world. We of course are here to break it down for you.

The former bachelor Colton Underwood came out as gay this morning on Good Morning America. We have lots of thoughts. It's Wednesday so of course it's some day.

We also have dear toasters, our advice segment and a real high point for everyone in my opinion.

Yes.

And we had one of our merch drops this morning. The 100% collection is now officially available at shopmourningtoast.com.

We've got mugs, we've got crewnecks, we've got sweatpants, we've got stickers, we've got phone cases, we've got hats.

We've got hat, we've got Mr. Hat. And you know, they are flying like hotcakes so make sure you head over to shopmourningtoast.com.

I am here wearing the pink crewneck that says, 100% in size extra large.

I'm wearing size medium. I've been wearing medium all week. This material, I've been getting a lot of questions out the material.

I would compare it to beautiful stunning smarts because it's like super light. Also back in the day, the sorority crewnecks, if you grabbed one of those teal ones, the teal 100% is very similar to that.

So it's much lighter than how you'd earn.

Yeah, the how you'd earn and the red head sweat shirts were more winter based sweaters.

They were nice and thick but these are more lightweight. So like we're wearing them on a beautiful spring day and I honestly feel like perfectly suited for the weather.

Me too. I'm wearing shorts and this and I walked here and it was absolutely delightful. Like the breeze between my thighs.

Also, today's your first day of showing your legs.

Yeah, I guess like, you know, I tried to deny it for as long as I could like spring is officially here.

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