Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast and happy Friday,

Friday gotta get down on Friday. It is true. The rumors are true. We made it to

Friday. Pat yourselves on the back. You did it. We're so proud of you and it's

just beautiful. It's a beautiful day. The rumors are true. I deleted my

Twitter. Yeah, it's Friday. Like can you believe it? I can't believe it. I was just

snapping along and just reminding myself of my middle finger pain, which I still

have. Did you get a splint? Someone reached out to me told me that it is a

nerve pain and that I need to do some physical therapy and that's just a

lie. No, it's not. It's not a lie. Did you even try the splint? Like the most

basic thing? No, I didn't do a splinty vibe yet. Sleep with it in a splint for

one night and I promise you like your life will be changed. Okay. I mean, I

also feel down the route of like nerve endings. Okay, but I also feel like at

the wellness retreat, like they definitely have like a physical therapist and

like I might actually get some physical therapy, you know? I don't know if I

would assume that the wellness retreat has a physical therapy. I think the

wellness retreat has everything and also it's not I feel like wellness

retreat is a little misleading because like wellness retreat sounds to me like

yoga, raking, healing, crystals. No, it's not it. This is a fitness retreat.

Am I the torture? You guys, this is the last day you're gonna see me before I go

on my retreat. We are of wellness and fitness before retreat. Before retreat. So take a

good look at me now. Take a look at me now. I actually might look well. That's

what you get song. What song is that?

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