And before we get started today, because it is the last podcast of the month, thank you so much to my patrons that did make this possible.

Winchie, Jennifer, Morgan.

Thank you so much for being patrons and supporting this podcast for everybody.

I know everybody who's had a stressful March appreciates it and you very much.

Okay, on with the show.

It's the Nightly Pleasures Podcast, episode number 311?

Oh, my God.

Wow, that started off so strong.

Let me try it again.

It's the Nightly Pleasures Podcast, season three, so strong. Let me try it again. It's the Knightley Pleasures podcast,

Season 3, Episode 11. See? Listen to how good that sounded. I am your host and the author

of one of the pieces that you're about to hear today. My name is Jack. You can call me the

Grey Knight. You can reverse either of those.

It's just going to be one of those introductions.

Sometimes, Allie will tell me when she's editing, like, the outros, I'll mutter to myself as I stop recording, like, do I not know how to end my own podcast? And, like, stuff like that.

And the answer is, I don't know how to the answer is I don't know how to end it.

I don't know how to start it. And sometimes, as you could probably tell, I don't know what to do

in the middle. Okay, that's enough self-effacing humor for one day. I know that you're having a

time. I know you want to get right back into feeling good, feeling sexy. Let's

get you right there, shall we? A little sexy, a little comfort. And let's start off with a hell

of a blurb from an up-and-coming new author. This is from Annabelle Lucas, and this is the way that

she's going to describe

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