S3 Ep96: The Law Is Reason Free From Passion: Tuesday, May 26th, 2020
The Toast
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🗓️ 26 May 2020
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. It's another beautiful Tuesday in New York City. It seems like the longer quarantine goes on the weather. It just refuses to be anything but beautiful. |
| 0:14.0 | Hey, Claude, H-Y-D. |
| 0:17.0 | Oh my god, I'm feeling so good. Like the small pit I had about hearing how you're doing was just totally subsided with a small dose of H-Y-D. |
| 0:26.0 | Well, you know what? Like I guess we feel the two ways that people feel about H-Y-D. Like I love it. I think it brightens my day. I love saying it. It just like gives me a burst of energy and there's a lot of people who feel that way. |
| 0:36.0 | And then there's obviously the people who are triggered. And I think that we represent both of those people. Now today hit with you with an H-Y-D because we're already having a rough morning. We're not going to go into it. But it's just torture. |
| 0:48.0 | Just torture. |
| 0:50.0 | Totally. And for those watching on YouTube, you might not recognize me because I've been looking like a hermit for the last two months. |
| 0:57.0 | And now I've decided to do a full face of makeup and hair. And I thought that it would make me feel better. Like, you know, they say, like, you look how you feel. And I actually don't feel better. I feel really stupid. |
| 1:09.0 | I know. |
| 1:15.0 | And she's frozen. |
| 1:18.0 | I don't know how that's going to play out when this. You're just frozen. Okay, cool. Let's hope that that sounded okay. |
| 1:28.0 | Whatever. Let's just move on. If it happens again, we'll start over. But. |
| 1:31.0 | For sure, that's actually never happened to us so far yet. So that's a new sensation. Welcome today, 1,050 of the quarantine. |
| 1:40.0 | Today actually is a great day because it's our first time doing the show being able to tell people that we are aunties. Oh, yes. |
| 1:49.0 | Oh, my God. It was a long weekend and so much happened. You can call me and Vicky Olivia, our wonderful smart, beautiful, stunning older sister gave birth to her daughter, Michaela, Osher, Shapiro. |
| 2:01.0 | And it has just been a whirlwind of emotion. So she gave birth on Friday morning. And mom is good. Everyone's good. It's just truly like life is so different. |
| 2:12.0 | Life is so different. It's such a crazy time. It's a crazy time to be in the hospital to give birth to have a baby in the knee. |
| 2:19.0 | And so we're just chucking and driving and we're just so excited for the baby, McKay, we love her so much. She's so fucking cute. I can't. She's so fucking cute you guys like so little and perfect. And it's like she just has everything. |
| 2:35.0 | You know, she has knuckles and hair. It's crazy nails. Yeah, I can't wait. I can't wait to paint them. Yeah, I'll do a pleiny vibe. |
| 2:43.0 | She's so cute. Olivia is finally home. I'm so happy for Olivia like to be home after like almost a month in the hospital. I'm just it's like it's happening, you know, it's happening. I'm just so excited to eventually meet her meet little baby. |
| 2:59.0 | And it's just it's a really great time. So thank you to everyone who is out sent well wishes to our family sent well wishes to Olivia means so much and we're just we're over the moon. So even though we had our daily dose of torture this morning, we are generally speaking over the moon. |
| 3:14.0 | OTM as I like to say, and I I just came ready, you know, like I watched so much TV that I cannot wait to dive into in our TV recap segment and of course, you know, deliver the past five because what else am I doing? |
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