Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. It is a nice enough Friday

here in New York City, the beginning of a long weekend for a lot of us. Hey, Claude,

how you doing? I'm doing okay. Thank you so much for asking. It is a happy and bright

Friday morning here in New York City. I have left my house, you know, in two weeks and

whatever, you know, there's really nothing to say anymore. No, there's nothing to say anymore,

but I'm excited that this weekend is different from all other weekends because it is a long

weekend. We're not doing a show on Monday. We should have been at Camp Toast right now,

and for that, like, my weekend will have this cloud over it of like the Camp Toastini vibes

that aren't happening that are like happening in a parallel universe, but not in this universe.

But I'm excited for a three day weekend in the queue. Yeah, no, it's like a three day weekend

in the queue. It's like, good, I guess, because like, you don't have to like, send alarm or

like spend your days hooming, but I don't know. Something about it makes me even more sad

knowing like the potential, because if this was a regular three day weekend, like, I would

be hitting the town. Oh my God, we would have big, big plans. Actually, we would have

been at Camp Toast, which are the biggest plans of a good mall. I know. That's really

killing me. And like, now my time hop is giving me so many like Camp Toast feels and it's

devastating. Yeah, I hope that I'm able to get some sunshine this weekend, maybe another

sunburn, like that would be so exciting. It really, my sunburn has faded, but the memories

have not. And I'll never forget my time in the sun. And I would, I'd like to go back

there. Yeah, that's the thing about memories they never fade. No, unless you're like me

and they always fade, because you don't remember anything. Right. Or like the good ones

say, I feel like now would be a good time for me to remind everyone that my comedy special

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