Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. It is a beautiful Wednesday here in New York City. Hey Claude, H-Y-D.

Hey Jackson, feeling good, happy, hump day to everyone. Make sure to hump someone you love, whether that's your partner, your significant other or just your dog. I already humped Theo this morning. So I'm way ahead of schedule.

Oh wow, speaking of hump day, where is Theo? Oh my, he's far. He usually likes to watch the action, but he's just not interested in the show anymore.

Well, if you want your heart to die last night, we were watching Handmaid's Tale, which I have to talk about. I watched some of the most fucked up episodes. I couldn't like it was just awful.

Um, and he hopped off the bed like, and he was dead asleep and it was so weird. And he jumped into the love sack and like spent the majority of the night there.

I mean, he just loves the sack. He puts the love in love sack. So true. Wow, that is so cute. Um, also just on subject of Theo, not really a great segue.

We recorded a picture on episode yesterday, me and Claudia, and it might go down as our strangest yet funniest episode of all time. I'm going to post it later today, but it was we could not stop laughing.

And I don't know if it was because it was the first time we recorded an episode together in person in person, and we were just like feeding off of each other's energy.

But oh my god, we were legit like peeing, sweating, crying, and it's so funny. So head over to patreon.com slash morning toast. It'll be up like right after this episode.

Most of the episode is just both of us like weasing into the microphone. So I actually think people will enjoy it. It was so random.

The theme of the episode was we tried to follow in the footsteps of our, you know, fellow YouTuber, John Krasinski, and do like a good news themed episode where we reported the fast five good news stories of quarantine.

And it was just like the thing about good news is that it's always good, but it's not necessarily interesting. So there's not much to say when like somebody does a nice thing. It's very sad, but it's like it's just not nearly as interesting as like something salacious.

So Jackie and I feel like the first 10 minutes were just like reporting on these stories like so nonsense.

And then once we realized like what we weren't even speaking words, it just turned out to be so funny. I really feel like you guys will enjoy it.

It was one of my favorite episodes to record in a really long time. Yeah, but also because we got to record it together, which yeah, I just missed that magic. But speaking of magic yesterday's episode of the morning toast.

Just like got me through the day yesterday. It's been a long time since I've just been like so proud of a show that we've done where it's just like I can point to multiple moments that I think back and laugh about.

And I just like I don't know what was in the water yesterday. But it was such a funny episode and it really just named last.

Now that you brought it up, I think that we have to address the major elephant in the room, which is the comma.

Oh my god. Okay, we need to address the comma. I called Claudia yesterday because I saw that she put a comment on her Instagram bio.

And that was not what we had discussed. She also put a period which we had discussed and decided you were going to leave it open and did so you just want completely off book.

So when I went to screenshot it to post it on the morning to Instagram, it just looked a little unfinished. So I googled the phrase just to see if they're usually a period like I just wanted to see what you know the intellects were saying.

And on brain equal dot com, which is a very reliable website. It said law is reason comma free from passion period.

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