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The Toast

S3 Ep80: In The Q With The Ks: Friday, May 1st, 2020

The Toast

Dear Media

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2020

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Gigi Hadid confirms pregnancy on 'The Tonight Show' (Page Six) Ashlee Simpson pregnant, expecting second child with husband Evan Ross (Page Six) Anderson Cooper welcomes baby boy via surrogate (Entertainment Weekly) Kylie Jenner tells Travis Scott in birthday post: 'Love you forever' (Page Six) Struggling to use FaceID with your mask? Apple will soon solve that problem (CNN Business) Keeping Up With Kardashians Recap Real Housewives of New York Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Good morning, millennials. Happy Friday. Welcome back to the morning toast. It is a gloomy,

0:09.2

but wonderful Friday here in New York. And we are just wrapping up another week in the

0:14.7

queue. Hey, Claude. Hey guys, girls, girly girls. What's up, Claudia here still talking

0:20.8

like we're Paul because I finished season seven last night. And you know what, Jacks,

0:25.2

we're just fishy as fuck. And that's not our fault. It's not our fault. I don't know what

0:29.3

it means, but proud fish. Yeah, I don't really like understand fishy. I think it's like when

0:35.4

you really like do your makeup so well and you're glam so well that you are like the most

0:41.5

high fashion woman like you work at Vogue. And that's us. Oh my god, that's actually me

0:46.4

today because for the first time in I think a month, I have done a full fudge of makeup

0:51.5

if you're a podcast listener. I have a full face of makeup on for a multitude of reasons

0:55.8

I have some content to shoot today. My husband's 30th birthday is tomorrow. And I know he

1:00.9

doesn't watch the show. So I can say here that I have like a little something planned

1:04.8

tonight. So it's just a day where I need a fudge. And I I'm really feeling the effects

1:10.2

of wearing makeup. Like I really feel like myself, the person who said like a few weeks ago,

1:14.3

I should try getting glammed up. And maybe I'll feel better was right. Well, I'm so happy

1:19.4

for you. I'm actually a reverting into the man I started as like I'm literally starting

1:24.3

to look ugly or not. Glare. My hair is getting like cracked. And like I thought that not

1:28.7

using heat would make it like healthy and no, it's broken and sad just like me. Yeah,

1:34.7

I went like now I'm using heat twice a week just to give my hair like a little bit of

1:38.8

shape. And then I don't like touch it up every single day. But today I did a full hair

1:43.0

as well. But that's going to look really good.

1:45.1

I'm amazing. Thank you. I mean, honestly was a fun activity. And if you're looking

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