S3 Ep79: The One Where We Throw That Cooch: Thursday, April 30th, 2020
The Toast
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🗓️ 30 April 2020
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. It is a Thursday that I totally thought was a Wednesday when I woke up with a migraine this morning. I was so confused. I had no way to know what day it was I had to check my phone. |
| 0:12.0 | And we are here. It is very rainy and stormy in New York City. It's a stormy Webster kind of day, but those are the best days in the queue. Hey, Claude, what's good? |
| 0:20.0 | Hey guys, welcome to the morning toast. I'm Claudia. I am back on a normal sleep schedule and I have never felt more alive. Like I was in bed, 1230 up 930. Like how normal I. |
| 0:33.0 | That's very normal. Good 9 hours. |
| 0:36.0 | Yeah, and like not crazy hours, just like standard. Like when people go to sleep, I just feel so human. I'm only human and I bleed when I fall down. |
| 0:45.0 | No, that's that's really great. I'm happy for you. This was just not my day so far this episode is going to be a little late for people because I woke up with a migraine and I just couldn't but I'm feeling a little better. So we're here. |
| 0:58.0 | But now I'm like ran out of my medicine. So I'm going to have to go out in this storm and get more. |
| 1:04.0 | Oh, man, your magic pills. My magic pills. I need them. I hate to, you know, change a subject so quickly, but can we just address the sweatshirt that you're wearing? |
| 1:16.0 | Oh, yes, it's actually a vintage relic at this point. It's a like it's a cultural relic. It is a sweatshirt. It's a sweatshirt from Kyle Richards, former show on Paramount called America women about her mom and her life growing up. |
| 1:32.0 | We were at a screening and we got these sweatshirts and they're honestly so comfortable. And that's when I said yesterday that I was looking for my zip up. |
| 1:38.0 | I legit have four sweaters with a zip. Two of them are the American woman and two of them are from surplage. And I'm just in like a zip up kind of mood. |
| 1:48.0 | We are both like rocking such culturally important sweatshirts because I'm wearing a wildflex sweatshirt that Taylor Swift also has and she wore the matching pants in the Miss Americana documentary. So like we are just two women supporting women. |
| 2:01.0 | So for sure, this show is actually pretty good American woman. I don't know why I got canned. |
| 2:07.0 | Yeah, it got sacked almost immediately. And I love her and we're going to talk so much about real housewives of Beverly Hills. But like, you know how you have that guy who's in every TV show that you like that always ends up getting canceled. |
| 2:18.0 | That's like Kyle Richards, none of her TV projects like really ever take off. |
| 2:22.0 | Yeah, but I feel like for American woman, like the problem was it was on Paramount Network and like nothing really hit there. Even one of those things so crazy, Waco was originally on Paramount Network. That's where it premiered. And that's why we never fucking heard of it. |
| 2:35.0 | Yeah, because Paramount Network went through like a weird rebrand because they were spike TV, which was like a weird channel. But it had its like niche audience with like people who ride motorcycles. |
| 2:45.0 | And then they decided to do like a totally random rebrand into like Paramount, which was like this, you know, cinematographers dream network. And they were like trying so hard to be like Hollywood vibe. |
| 2:55.0 | And it just didn't work out. But I think that's the channel that Chrissy Teigen's lip sync battles on. |
| 3:00.0 | Yeah, no, they actually do like premium content. But I guess none of people get the channel in order to watch the shows. |
| 3:07.0 | That's possible. I don't know if I get it. |
| 3:10.0 | Either way is grateful for the sweatshirt grateful for Waco. And yeah, real hot. |
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