Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. It is a nice enough Wednesday

here in New York City. Haggard, there in Claudia.

What up, showster is happy. Humpty. A favorite day here at the morning toast. I'm not feeling

really Humpty yet. Maybe it's just because I just changed my duvet cover and have underboops

wet. Maybe later in the day, I'll start to feel like pumping someone and I'll talk to

Theo. But for now, I don't know, a Humpty's just aren't the same, you know, in quarantine.

No, they're definitely not the same for me now that I'm not spending them with Theo.

It's so upsetting. That's what I'm trying to say. He's the king of Humpty. He is. And he

just, he wanted me to relate to you because he's like busy and to all the toasters that,

you know, I know that today is not the day we thought it was going to be. This is like

our seventh Humpty and the road not being together as a community. And Theo just wanted everyone

to know that he is here for us. He's offering free guidance counselor sessions via telehealth.

So if anybody's looking for an appointment with Theo, you can contact his assistant directly

and he's more than happy to help. I heard he's also singing with some of his medical friends

a video of them singing Imagine is going around just to help inspire people. As Theo's

in house PRF, I can confirm that those rumors are 100% not true. Um, and Theo hasn't heard

of this video. Um, he does not know anything about this video. And this is actually the

first we're hearing of it. He's it's narrative. He wishes to be excluded from one he never

asked to be a part of very much so thank you for your time. Okay. Wow. I'm so glad

that we cleared that up on Theo's behalf. Yes. Um, I have really nothing new to tell

everyone except for that I watched a whole other season of RuPaul's Drag Race and I'm

not sure if anyone wants to hear about it. But I have a lot of thoughts on season six

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