Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast happy Tuesday. It's a beautiful day in New York a little center in Fresco day. Hey Claude, how you doing?

I'm good. I have not opened my blind yet. So I wasn't aware that it's a beautiful day, but thank you so much meteorologist Jackie for letting me know.

Now this has really become like a weather show since their only thing to talk about other than coronavirus is the weather and it's a beautiful day. Um I believe it's about probably 65 degrees outside like the perfect day all you need is a light jacket.

It's like she is ESPN or something.

I know I think maybe it's like the perfect day to go to the grocery store for me because I'm running out of essentials.

I absolutely hate going to the grocery store. So funny like what my least favorite household chores were before quarantine and now what they are after like before quarantine. I could not be bothered to change my duvet cover like that was the one thing in my house I wouldn't do and laundry.

Now you know what laundry and duvet doesn't sound so bad when I'm like cooking for a million meals a day running to the grocery store like some Italian mother like that shit sucks.

Yeah, I'm like getting to the point like last night at a frozen pizza burn my mouth. I also bangs my hand so terribly last night I was putting on a sweatshirt in my closet banged it on the edge of my shelf because apparently I don't know how to get dressed anymore.

Oh my God, so it's like black and blue and then there's like a literal whole of skin that that came off like it was like blood like it was the saddest looking moon I've ever seen. I legit thought I might have broken my hand but then the pain started to subside. I couldn't even take Advil.

I said I'm not. And now and I was like I don't fuck with a sea of Mofi and now I haven't wounded like my nails dangerous dangerous game I love your nails.

I do my nails yesterday I'm getting so good at doing my nails like I'm so excited for post q life when I have an important dinner party yet no time to get to the manicure place and I'm just doing it myself and I'll just be the girl with no chip nails ever girl with no chips.

No, I too have been doing my nails kind of religiously like it's actually insane like the designs that I'm just coming up with like it's really coming to me in the middle of the night actually low key like I have been up all night and I talk about this and everyone is sick of me talking about it today actually woke up like an hour and a half before the show to hopefully like reset my clock because I just can't.

I'm at least favorite thing in the world is being up at night alone, Ben's asleep can't play videos on my phone left alone with my thoughts least favorite thing but it's been like this really creative process for me like I have been writing so many jokes in my sleep like I wake up before I'm like find myself falling asleep I think of a hilarious joke right over it all like RuPaul is really influencing a lot of my comedy I can feel it already.

And it's just going to be a great tour when all this is over take a spell block or all that job.

That is so exciting yeah I woke up early yes to reset my clock but also just to keep rewatching more RuPaul I watched a whole other season yesterday and now I'm halfway through another one like I am becoming a historian and now like my friends especially TPG he loves drag race and he is like drag me to a bunch of drag shows with people from the show but like I didn't really know it and like I just like was not really into it and now that I'm into it he's like so excited like we are going to take the drag world by storm after this like I'm hitting a drag show.

Every night post quarantine.

That's so exciting that you have something to look forward to like that a new hobby.

Yeah I guess maybe I'll go visit Waco after the quarantine to see the hollowed halls actually a lot of people are watching Waco now I don't know if it's trending I mean I guess maybe it just came to Netflix and that's why it's like number five on Netflix but also then like the toast was talking about it so maybe that influenced it a little bit but now a lot of the

posters are watching it so I'm going to do like an in-depth recap later this week when enough people have watched it because still I don't want to spoil the ending because if you've never heard of the story the ending is worse than anything you could have imagined while watching it.

Yes but you know we all have something to look forward to because today we have Francesca Farago from Too Hot To Handle on the post if you're listening as a podcast it'll just be at the end of this podcast episode if you watch us on YouTube the video will be uploaded separately it was a fabulous

episode she looked so snatched just like sitting in Vancouver. She's so stunning she's just like an open book she's just because she's in herself like there's no

question that she wouldn't answer and there's like she had like she's just an open book and she's so awesome I'm so glad that we got to talk to her and I just love that like for us the only people that we've had on our show during the quarantine our

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