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The Toast

S3 Ep76: Week 7 in The Q: Monday, April 27th, 2020

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2020

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Kristin Cavallari and Husband Jay Cutler Are Getting Divorced After 10 Years Together (PEOPLE) Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger Expecting First Child Together (PEOPLE) Kylie Jenner Just Dropped $36.5 Million on a New Home, and It's Seriously Chic (Harpers Bazaar) Celebrities being hounded to drop in on Zoom happy hours (Page Six) Kanye West bickers with Forbes via text over billionaire status (Page Six) TV Recaps The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Monday. I think we're going into week six or seven in the queue.

0:12.0

Six. I think it's week six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six.

0:16.0

I have to, um, I have to check now. Now I'm curious what week it is. I was thinking about it last night as I was falling asleep. I was like, what week are we entering of Q.

0:25.0

Um, okay, one just two of it. Memory of last week, us saying week five.

0:32.0

Six. Yeah, we're going into week six. You know what? It sounds a lot shorter than it actually was.

0:39.0

I'm sorry, we're going into week seven. Sorry, it's the 27th, not the 20th. This is week seven. It feels like week seven.

0:47.0

Yeah, I mean, once again, the Ramona coaster has weird, it's ugly headed. I'm not sure I'm feeling, you know, I'm feeling really like tired and beat down.

0:55.0

Therefore, I'm kind of glad I don't have to leave my house. Sometimes like being forced to stay in is so fabulous. And sometimes it's not.

1:01.0

So today, I'm not really mad about it, but we'll see what happens tomorrow.

1:04.0

I'm too tired to care right now, you know, so I'm not going to, I'm not going to put up a fight today. Here we are in the queue week six, crazy times.

1:13.0

And we were just saying how it feels like the star time for our show gets earlier and earlier, but like we used to do the show like we would be done by now.

1:20.0

But my schedule is so fucked up. Like I was up all night. I don't know how to get back on a normal schedule. When my alarm rings for the show, I wake up like 10, 15, 10, 30.

1:28.0

It feels like the middle of the night. I'm going to the airport, like going to the Bahamas. You know, I, it's crazy how weird my clock is.

1:35.0

Yeah, the biological clock is it's a strange thing. I watched so much TV this weekend. I'm so excited to talk about it because I watched some interesting things that I look forward to sharing with the class.

1:46.0

But other than that, it was just, you know, another low key weekend.

1:51.0

I too have a lot to share. And if anybody thinks I'm acting weirdly on today's show, it's because I watched an entire season of RuPaul's drag race.

2:00.0

And now I talk like that. You know, it's like when you hang out with your camp friends, you start talking like your camp friends, like I'm the fissiest drag queen in this planet. And you all are sickening in your jealous.

2:07.0

Like I cannot bend thought I was being so crazy last night. Like I was just when you like listen, there's so much.

2:13.0

There's so much. They're like the scenes like they have their own language. But they really like our responsible for so many words, like becoming popular, like sickening snatch.

2:22.0

Like fissie isn't there yet, but it's just so interesting like to see where it all comes from.

2:27.0

Yeah, so you're I'm assuming you're enjoying it. I am. I really, it's I have a lot of thoughts and I'll, I'll get it. I'll get into it at the end, which is our TV recap segment. We're not there yet.

2:38.0

Okay, cool. Well, others, all I did this weekend was watch TV, so I don't really have anything to talk about other than the TV that I watched.

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