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The Toast

S3 Ep69: The One About Music: Friday, April 17th, 2020

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toads Friday Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. I have this microphone here that makes me feel like Christina Aguilera on the Disney family sing along last night.

0:16.0

And I'm not afraid to use it. Hey, Claude.

0:18.0

Yes, she was the only one prepared with her equipment, not her janky little big town iPhone video. So we appreciate and respect a queen who is a studio in her house much like us.

0:27.0

Yes, she was prepared technologically speaking, but she did have the lyrics on that little music stand in front of her. But you know what, I also respect like the fact that she wants to get it right.

0:37.0

I also, I agree that she had her own little music stand and she still loved a few words. And you know what, I don't care.

0:43.0

I don't, I don't care at all. We're going to talk about the ABC Disney family sing along. It is a story. I want to get all of your thoughts. I watched 45 minutes of it. I missed your little big town thing.

0:55.0

I'm sorry that they triggered you. I know that that's really difficult for you to see little big town on your television.

1:01.0

It is. Thank you for respecting my boundaries. And that's really all you can ask for a sister.

1:06.0

Yeah, we'll get into it because I have a lot of thoughts. I watched so much TV last night. So I was excited. I was very up all night thinking like, what am I going to say?

1:13.0

Because it's very stressful to watch TV that you plan on recapping because like for the most part, everything I watch last night, I just want to enjoy.

1:20.0

And I don't want to be writing notes and like sometimes when I'm really feeling like on the top of my game, I start writing shit down, but I was just tired last night.

1:26.0

And I'm just like, I'm falling into a slump, you know, the quarantine is a hormonal coaster. And I'm just like this week has been one big downhill slope for me between like everyone just annoying me and everything being like ugly like I just can't.

1:38.0

Okay, well yesterday I filmed my day in the life quarantine edition Patreon video, which will be up on our Patreon channel today. And like, I think it's interesting.

1:48.0

I think it might be like super depressing. It made me realize that like, this is so sad. Like it's so sad this video. Also, I like kept dropping my phone. I just dropped my phone all the time during quarantine. So like the quality of the video just gets progressively worse because my camera is like breaking.

2:05.0

So strange. But I think it's actually good content. I know it's like me cleaning my shower. I think you got some good tips I did my manicure and I feel like I'm actually becoming like an ad home manicure expert. So I'm going to share with you guys some of my tips and tricks because I have like one or two tips and one or two tricks.

2:24.0

I think maybe yesterday was also a little bit of a downer for everyone because in New York, we got our quarantine extended another two weeks, which I think we all knew I never expected to be able on May 1st to like run out and lick the subway.

2:35.0

But something about it being so formal from governor Cuomo's sexy lips that made it really depressing.

2:43.0

Now, it wasn't sexy whatsoever. It was deeply depressing. Yes, it's another two weeks, but it is another one whole month from where we are at right now. And I never expected on May 1st that I could be like dancing industry. So we would have a black party.

2:56.0

But I do think that like things would start coming back to normal. And I am devastated by the extra two weeks and I don't agree. And I'm very upset.

3:06.0

I'm devastated as well. I think that I always thought June 1st would be like the breeding ground of somewhat normalcy. So we're still on.

3:15.0

No, I thought June 1st. Oh, okay. But we're still on track.

3:20.0

We're still on track. But I just obviously you're always hope for something a little better than your expectations. You know, you said a low bar so that you're not disappointed yet here I am disappointed.

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