S3 Ep70: The One Where Theo Turns 21: Monday, April 20th, 2020

The Toast

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🗓️ 20 April 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Monday. It is a semi-beautiful day here in New York, but you know every day is the same when you're staying inside.
0:11.0	So true. Hi, Jack. Thanks for having me here today on your web show. I'm really excited to be here. It is Monday on what hopes to be a very short, nice and uneventful week here in New York. It is, it is kind of an important day because it's 420.
0:26.0	Oh, my God. Yeah, 420 light up for the green toasters is like a major holiday, but for the Austria family and true scenes. It's an even bigger holiday because it's Theo's birthday. Yeah, wow.
0:38.0	And I brought. I brought him here for a world class interview. Is that okay?
0:44.0	Oh, my God, I would love that how old is he in human years? I think he's turned three or four. Hi, Thia Dora. How old are you?
0:53.0	It is Theo's 21st birthday. Therefore his third dog birthday 21st human so he can officially drink and his next birthday he'll be older than us.
1:03.0	Oh, my God. The happy birthday, Theo. You don't look older than 15 angel muffin boy.
1:10.0	I'm going to be very long Instagram caption headed you guys's way because there's just so much love in my heart for Theo and I'm just like excited to celebrate him even though like every birthday is the most depressing day of my life.
1:22.0	Oh, of course, because it's you know like a morbid reminder of the sad reality that is like.
1:29.0	Oh, God. I don't know if anyone just saw me accidentally dropped Theo, but Peter is going to be over here in five fucking minutes.
1:35.0	Okay, I'm glad we'll happy birthday Theo. I wish we were all celebrating together will do a zoom happy hour for him.
1:40.0	Damn, every time it's Theo's birthday, I just feel like it marks like a big chapter. I remember the first birthday that we celebrated celebrated at the new studio with Theo. It's just I don't remember that.
1:53.0	If I show you a picture, you'll remember someone edited him to have a little bogey.
1:58.0	Oh, yes, time is flying.
1:59.8	That's for sure.
2:00.6	I remember that.
2:01.5	And then I think I remember that was his second birthday.
2:03.6	I think Jackie.
2:06.2	Yeah, for sure.
2:08.0	Yeah, second birthday.
2:10.0	Okay, well, happy birthday, Tiggs.
2:12.6	I wish we could be there.
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