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The Toast

S3 Ep68: The Fast Four: Thursday, April 16th, 2020

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Michael Che to pay rent for NYC neighbors of grandmother who died of coronavirus (Page Six) Fashion Nova Sends "When That Stimulus Deposit Hits" Push Notification (Pop Crave) Reese Witherspoon donates to teacher aid org after Draper James flap (Page Six) Inside Kanye West's Vision for the Future (GQ) Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast the morning

0:05.9

Zoom. We are here virtually live with you in spirit and in audio and video. Hey

0:13.1

Claude. Hey guys, hope everyone's doing well. Happy Thursday. Happy last day of

0:17.5

Passover. I went on a major shopping spree yesterday in anticipation of all

0:21.6

the delicious snacks that have leavened bread that I'm going to eat today.

0:24.6

First up, cookie dough. Do I have an oven? No, but I have a toast

0:28.2

oven and I read them on the internet that you can make cookies in the toast

0:33.9

oven. And then I also got pizza bagels and then I got tacos. I'm just like

0:37.6

having a fiesta tonight. Amiga's cheetahs. Friends for life. Oh my god, that

0:42.4

sounds so so fabulous. I'm so excited for Passover to break. I have a home

0:47.0

chef meal that I was about to make the night before Passover started. But

0:50.5

then I forgot to make it and then it was Passover. It's like a deconstructed

0:53.5

lasagna. You were making fun of me for it. And I hope the ingredients are still

0:57.9

fresh because I'm going to be making that tonight. And I'm also recording a

1:02.7

Patreon day in the life of quarantine with me. So you guys will get to see

1:07.5

whatever I decide to break make that Passover fast on. The whole point of

1:11.9

a lasagna is to be constructed. So the like the sense of a deconstructed

1:17.3

lasagna makes no sense today. I mean, here you are just like yucking my

1:21.3

yums and I'm excited about it. And you just can't be excited for me. And that

1:24.8

hurts. No, I'm excited for you. I just like can't get behind

1:29.2

whoever like like whatever sommelier like chef that hello fresh hired to

1:33.3

like come up with these like red new like young fresh ingredients. Like I just

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