S3 Ep67: The Beautiful Hump Day: Wednesday, April 15th, 2020

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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0:00.0	Morning, millennials.
0:02.3	Welcome back to the morning toast.
0:03.7	Happy Thursday.
0:05.0	No, Wednesday.
0:06.3	Which is Thursday.
0:07.6	April 15th.
0:08.5	It should have been tax day.
0:09.5	But here's a bright spot in the darkness that is quarantine.
0:12.0	Your taxes aren't due today.
0:13.4	They're actually due in July.
0:14.5	And instead, you're getting money from the government today.
0:16.9	Woo-hoo, stimulus check.
0:18.3	A. Oh, that's funny.
0:19.9	Like I'm on TikTok.
0:21.0	It's like famous relative check.
0:22.6	Stimulus check.
0:24.0	That is life-like golden.
0:25.9	I'm such like in a TikTok mentality,
0:27.4	because I'm like kind of a star.
0:28.5	Oh, I'm not in a TikTok mentality right now.
0:30.9	I haven't talked in like a week.
0:32.8	I think I'm just like week on week off.
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