Every town has its secrets. Every town has its crimes. And this one. This town I'm in right now is no exception. But here, the story doesn't begin with a stranger. It begins with one of our own. Karen.

I live in Chipping Norton, and I've lived here for a little while.

For people that don't know, Chipping Norton is a very quaint little town in the middle of the beautiful Cotswolds,

which is an air of outstanding natural beauty in the United Kingdom.

It's got this lovely old tweed mill that used to be

famous for making wool back in the 19th century. And it's just a very small quaint town.

Got a lot of retirees. It's where the old grannies and grandpas go to live there, you know,

the last years in the beautiful surroundings. It's not the kind of place where you would see something very offensive. I was

scrolling through the Facebook group, which is the Chipping Norton Village Notice Board Facebook

group. And on the 4th of December, 2003, I saw this post. It was a picture of a cucumber and on the cucumber is a orange rectangular

sticker that says for rectal use only. The caption says, who's been pranking at the local

supermarket?

Are there any more stickers about?

I piped up going, if anyone sees any more examples, could you send me pictures?

And then someone else popped up a woman called Terry.

And she went, oh, it was done over the local store where I work too, all over different products.

Something alarming has been happening in the store where I work. Someone has been putting rude stickers on the candles.

And then someone else responded going,

it isn't the first of its kind, and then posted a picture of a pepperami,

which is a small little sausage in a packet.

Got a pepperami here with a rectal use only sticker on it.

So I went, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, so there's been a rural rectal rampage going on around my

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