Here's what went down on Rural Retail Rampage Part 1.

I live in Chipping Norton.

It's not the kind of place where you would see something very offensive.

I was scrolling through the Chipping Norton Village Notice Board Facebook group,

and I saw this post.

It was a picture of a cucumber,

and on the cucumber is a orange rectangular sticker that says

for rectal use only.

And the caption says, who's been pranking at the local supermarket?

Are there any more stickers about? I piped up going, if anyone sees any more examples, could you send me pictures? And then someone else popped up a woman called Terry. Something alarming has been happening in the store where I work. Someone has been putting rude stickers on the candles. And then someone else responded going, Got a pepper-arami here with a rectal use-only sticker on it. They were just sticking them everywhere. We walk around the corner, we just see some rectal stickers on some mobs. Price sauce stickers on, obogeeds, cucumbers, corgettes, wine bottles, bleach bottles, loob. All sorts of vegetables, febrize cans, broom handles, gardening tools, Dr Pepper, tins of hot dogs, anywhere you could and couldn't even

imagine. I was quite shocked, frankly. You wouldn't expect it at all. But not appropriate for a store

with families. What age group do you think actually did this? Early teens? Apparently, a couple of them

said they had seen a couple of stickers recently. There might be some more out there. That's awful because that's definitely because of us, because they've seen the notice that we've put in the newsagent shop and all of our many Facebook posts. We've inspired a whole new generation of perpetrators as what we've just done. What do you need? We want to recruit our first undercover child agent. Teen agent. I might have someone in mind. Do you have any leads? What is the definition of flashing? I just want you to be able to make love to your partner and not worry about stickers. Just so you can understand where I'm coming from. No, I get it. It's a place you live here, whatever, blah blah, blah, reputation. I don't care. I think something quite big has just happened.

You know that spotted in Shipping Norton Facebook post.

We've got some comments.

I think someone might have just accidentally confessed.

This woman called Eleanor just put the emojis,

the shush emojis, and tags her friend, Emily, as going

sh, shh, shh, sh. Eleanor replied, oh, M-G, laughing emoji, laughing emoji, laughing emoji,

Defoe seen the sticker somewhere else, winky face.

Eleanor responds to that going, I didn't realize they would get so much attention.

And then the sh emoji.

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