S3 E8 Doggy Bag - Part Two
Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes
Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes
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🗓️ 22 October 2025
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Just as Detective LK and KW thought they were closing in on the truth, one shocking revelation blows the whole case wide open.
Confusion mounts, new leads emerge, and a tender goodbye is said to Joao, the four legged creature at the heart of the story.
Buckle up for the ride - the mystery of this canine's demise is far from over.
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| 0:00.0 | Previously on Doggy Bag. |
| 0:03.3 | There's this couple. They wanted to go to Paris. |
| 0:06.9 | It all started with five Dutch women and a story. |
| 0:11.5 | She had booked the tickets to go to Paris by train with her husband. |
| 0:16.9 | A story they claimed to be 100% true |
| 0:20.5 | because they were only two handshakes away from the source. |
| 0:25.3 | But it was extremely expensive because it was like the week before the Olympics. |
| 0:29.7 | They have a dog. It's a Portuguese stray dog. |
| 0:33.0 | So he wanted to bring the dog to the doggy daycare. |
| 0:36.4 | But then their dog was sick. And the people there were like, your dog is a bit sick. We don't actually want him in here because it's going to make other dogs ill as well. Poor, the dog isn't that sick. Let's just take him to Paris. Why not? I mean, what can happen? So they arrived in Paris, went for a big walk with the dog, and they got to the Chances Lise. |
| 0:57.4 | Brand stores of Louis Vuitton and Gucci and Chanel. |
| 1:03.6 | In front of the door of the Louis Vuitton shop, the dog dies. |
| 1:05.5 | The dog just died. |
| 1:07.0 | The dog collapsed. |
| 1:10.0 | The dog sneezed and fell dead to the ground. So they panic. |
| 1:11.6 | Like, what the song? |
| 1:13.6 | What the hell should you do with a dead dog in Paris? |
| 1:15.6 | And you're sad and they were sad. |
| 1:17.6 | So there was a little bit of chaos on the Chantz de Cizet. |
| 1:21.6 | There were other tourists and people around, but there were also people coming out of the Louis Vuitton store that worked there. |
| 1:26.6 | We were like, we don't really want a dead dog lying in front of our store. It's not a great look. So can you maybe move the dog? So the people of the Louis Vuitton shop said, okay, we can help. And they brought out a Louis Vuitton shopping bag and said, here, you can put the dog in it and take it with you. And they put this dog in the bag. |
| 1:46.8 | And they started walking again. |
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