S3 E7 Doggy Bag - Part One

Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes

Wedding, Society & Culture, Crime, Comedy, True Crime, Detective, Shat, Lesbian

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Through a dark twist of fate a dead dog named Joao vanishes in the most unlikely theft imaginable.

A bizarre mistake spirals into a rollercoaster of chaos, deception, and the relentless hunt for answers. Each revelation pulls us deeper into shadows where nothing is as it seems.

Set against the glittering façade of Paris’s Champs-Élysées, one haunting question lingers: will justice for Joao ever be found?

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0:00.0	I made the switch.
0:01.6	I made the switch real quick.
0:03.3	Covering the account switch service.
0:05.3	I found me the ride fit.
0:06.7	I made the switch.
0:08.3	I made the switch real quick.
0:10.1	Switch your bank the easy way.
0:11.9	Move your money, bills and pay.
0:13.3	Sounds like Keenan just switched his bank account with the current account switch service.
0:18.9	And now he calls the shots.
0:20.9	You choose the bank, the date of your switch, and they sort the rest.
0:24.9	Maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service.
0:28.5	The current account switch service. 911, what's your emergency?
0:43.3	Something bad has happened. A dog has been stolen.
0:46.3	Oh, you've got the wrong department, ma'am.
0:48.3	This is the police. We deal with real crimes.
0:50.3	Hang on, I'll transfer you to someone who can help.
0:53.3	Karen. Karen. Okay, I've got it. Get the phone. Karen, pick up the phone. Okay, you can't do it. Now. Give me one second, just finishing my pushkit. Honestly, Karen. Hi there, it's assistant to the detective Karen Whitehouse here. How can I help? Someone has stolen my friend's dog.
1:11.6	Oh, okay.
1:12.6	I'm going to have to patch you through to the lead detective for this kind of case.
1:15.6	Hold the line.
1:21.6	All right, here we go.
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