S3 E6 Who Shat In My Dishwasher?

Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes

True Crime, Detective, Comedy, Shat, Lesbian, Society & Culture, Wedding, Crime

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Veronica’s Saturday morning began like any other, quiet and unremarkable. But by midday, her home had transformed from a place of comfort to a scene of unspeakable violation.

The dishwasher, once a symbol of cleanliness, was now a crime scene.

Who shat in Veronica's dishwasher and why? A simple yet extremely effective process of elimination proving that we are really good detectives, will uncover the shocking truth.

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0:00.0	This is Lola Young, the brand new album, out now.
0:28.6	Now. 911, what's your emergency?
0:43.3	Someone's chat in my dishwasher?
0:45.3	Oh, you've got the wrong department, ma'am.
0:48.3	This is the police. We deal with real crimes.
0:50.3	Hang on, I'll transfer you to someone who can help.
0:53.3	Karen. Karen. Okay, I'll transfer you to someone who can help. Karen. Karen.
0:56.1	Okay, I've got it.
0:57.3	Get the phone.
0:58.6	Karen, pick up the phone.
1:01.4	Now.
1:01.9	Give me one second. Just finishing my biscuit.
1:04.8	Honestly, Karen.
1:06.2	Hi there, it's assistant to the detective Karen Whitehouse here. How can I help?
1:09.8	Hi there. Hi. So I woke up and found
1:12.0	poo inside my dishwasher. Oh, okay. I'm going to have to patch you through to the lead
1:17.0	detective for this kind of case. Hold the line. All right, here we go. This is Detective Lauren
1:27.3	Kilby speaking. How may I help you?
1:33.3	Welcome to our brand new series, when the cops say no, we say yes.
1:40.3	This is Detective Lauren Kilby reporting semi-live from our underground detective agency.
1:46.7	I'm here with assistant to the detective Karen Whitehouse.
1:49.9	This season, we're launching the world's first speed-solving detective service.
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