S3 E5 Human v. Bear - Part Two
Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes
Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes
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🗓️ 10 September 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
In the trial of Human v. Bear, Karen and Detective LK face the intense challenge of becoming opposing lawyers.
Will the bears 'zips' be the defence's downfall? Will the muffin top theory topple the prosecution? What will the jury decide?
One thing is clear. A verdict will be reached. And there is a lot at stake.
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| 0:33.6 | Previously on Human vs. Beer. |
| 0:37.0 | A zoo in eastern China is trying to reassure visitors that their sun bears are not people dressed in costumes. |
| 0:44.1 | It's a very dubious bear. Does sunbears usually wave? |
| 0:47.6 | Wave in order to get food, then they'll do that. It is not rare. |
| 0:52.9 | So right now, gun to head. |
| 0:55.4 | 100% no doubt that it is a real bear. I would say there's somebody wearing a suit. |
| 1:01.0 | Definitely a man in suit. The feet look quite human-like, no? I still think it's a bear. |
| 1:05.6 | If somebody made a sun bear, we'd know about it. They wouldn't be keeping a sun bear choir. My concern is that those |
| 1:12.7 | are zips. Please reassure me that this is like a standard part of the skin of the bear, that those |
| 1:19.5 | lines are normal. This is not normal. So we've got the virtual court case and the date has been |
| 1:26.1 | set for tomorrow morning. |
| 1:31.3 | As speculation spirals, two sides prepare for battle. |
| 1:33.6 | It's not great, is it? This is not good for you. |
| 1:37.1 | The prosecution insists that it's a person in disguise. |
| 1:40.9 | The defence swears it's just a misunderstood sum bear. |
| 1:44.7 | We will reach a verdict tomorrow morning, regardless of what happens. |
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