S3 E4 Human v. Bear - Part One

Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes

True Crime, Detective, Comedy, Shat, Lesbian, Society & Culture, Wedding, Crime

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

In 2023, photos of a sun bear at Hangzhou Zoo in Eastern China broke the internet. Why? Because the bear was waving and looked suspiciously like a bloke in a ill-fitted bear suit.

But what is the truth, is this an authentic sun bear or a human in disguise?

To get to the bottom of it, the unqualified detectives call in the experts: animatronic bear suit specialist Nik Williams and Dr. Wong, CEO of the Bornean Sun Bear Foundation.

But the deeper they dig, the stranger it gets. Suspicions, motives, and questions are piling up. There is only one solution: temporarily hang up the detective hats, don the lawyer robes, and stage a full trial with a jury to settle the matter once and for all.

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0:00.0	911, what's your emergency?
0:11.2	In fact, in the do you know, in the
0:14.0	in the doork in a town of the
0:16.9	car in, jane,
0:18.9	Oh, you've got the wrong department, ma'am.
0:20.7	This is the police.
0:21.7	We deal with real crimes.
0:23.5	Hang on, I'll transfer you to someone who can help.
0:25.6	Karen.
0:26.6	Karen.
0:28.6	Okay, I've got it.
0:29.6	Get the phone.
0:30.6	Karen, pick up the phone.
0:32.6	Okay, I'm going to go it.
0:33.6	Now.
0:34.6	Give me one second.
0:35.6	Just finishing my biscuit.
0:36.6	Honestly, Karen.
0:38.3	Hi there, it's assistant to the detective, Karen Whitehouse here.
0:41.3	How can I help?
0:42.3	I want to report,
0:43.3	There are a dog in a young's in chung's
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