S3 E25 Mayonnaise Madness - Part Two
Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes
Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes
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🗓️ 6 May 2026
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
The phone number we’ve been accidentally sitting on this whole time is finally called, and the voice on the other end is a shock to say the least.
Is this really the work of one person? Or could there be a wider network of mayonnaise molesters operating within Detective LK’s inner circle?
We return to the Red Light District to question a dangerously familiar suspect from Season 1.
And then… the ambush. But when the moment comes, will the target walk straight into our trap or will he come prepared?
The finale drops on May 21st.
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| 0:00.0 | Previously on mayonnaise madness. |
| 0:03.0 | It's a disgusting amount of a disgusting condiment. |
| 0:06.0 | I don't like someone, A, knowing my address, and B, spending up to 200 euros to mess with me. |
| 0:13.0 | So if the detective hates it and it happens, is it a hate crime? |
| 0:18.0 | That seems right to me. |
| 0:20.0 | And all of this goes off imminently, so it can't even be used. If you like mayonnaise, you can't even use it. We're going to track down this perpetrator and we're going to make them eat the whole fucking thing. Someone that you know that is in your inner circle is fucking with you. I just don't know what we can do to them that's going to make me feel good about this. This started out as like a true crime case and it's turning into a revenge story. |
| 0:40.8 | But that's what to them that's going to make me feel good about this. This started out as like a true crime case and it's turning into a revenge story. But that's what, I think that's what this is. Might have some data here. On the delivery slip, there's a phone number, which is not detectives, the recipient's number. The phone number is not the recipient's phone number. No. Mm-mm. And have you tried calling it? No. Well, well, yeah, I would say call the number, see what happens. Do you want me to call the number? Oh my God, put us on mute. Definitely not your phone number. That's... That is not my phone number. No. Want me to put it on speaker right away? Speaking right away, yep. |
| 1:11.6 | So we have no clue who's going to pick up this phone call then? |
| 1:13.6 | No clue. |
| 1:14.6 | Billy? Did you get that? Billy? Billy Linker, please leave a message. Billy... |
| 1:28.3 | Did you get that? |
| 1:30.3 | Billy? |
| 1:31.5 | Who's Billy? |
| 1:33.5 | It was going straight to voice mail here. |
| 1:36.9 | Hold on. |
| 1:38.4 | Do you reach Billy Linker? |
| 1:40.0 | Please leave a message. |
| 1:43.0 | Do you guys hear that? |
| 1:45.0 | Yeah. Do you know who that is? |
| 1:47.0 | Yes, I know who that is. |
| 1:48.0 | But that is not... |
| 1:49.0 | Why is he doing... he's not... |
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