S3 E21 Boob Bandit - Part Two
Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes
Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes
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🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Amber reveals who she caught chewing outside the shelter in the dead of night. Steven and Waz are brought in for questioning.
One thing is clear. All evidence and suspicion leads to one suspect. Dave. He's stayed silent for as long as he could. But nobody can stay silent forever...
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| 0:00.0 | Previously on Boob Bandit. |
| 0:02.0 | I had killed what's called a horn screamer. |
| 0:04.0 | I put them in the pot. |
| 0:05.0 | These birds I was super excited about because my partners were like |
| 0:09.0 | withering away out there because they didn't have enough food. |
| 0:11.0 | It's the morning time. |
| 0:13.0 | We're all stoked. We're bringing the pot out. |
| 0:15.0 | I remember Matt pulling it up. |
| 0:18.0 | Complete cartilage showing from the center and like no meat. |
| 0:22.1 | That should be more meat than this, right? |
| 0:24.4 | Where is the breast meat? |
| 0:26.5 | There's no meat here. |
| 0:29.0 | There's six of us and one of us ate the breast meat in the night. |
| 0:34.6 | This is like where loyalty and friendship and family, this is where it is. |
| 0:40.3 | And that's like a family. |
| 0:41.3 | Like you don't take food. |
| 0:42.3 | That's like stealing. |
| 0:43.3 | It is a matter of ethics. |
| 0:45.3 | The mystery was never solved. |
| 0:47.3 | Who ate the tits? |
| 0:48.3 | The Amazonian Tits. |
| 0:50.3 | Who like the Amazonian Tuts? |
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