S3 E20 Boob Bandit - Part One
Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes
Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes
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🗓️ 12 March 2026
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
In 2022, six elite survivalists were clinging to life in the Peruvian Amazon after 39 days of extreme survival.
Starving and desperate, one of them shot down a huge turkey-like bird. They put it in a pot to simmer through the night, and fell asleep dreaming of the meal that would carry them to the finish line. But by morning, their shelter had transformed from a place of trust and family… into a crime scene.
The pot, once filled with hope, was now missing one and a half breasts.
The jungle might keep your secrets. But we don’t. We’re coming for you Boob Bandit…
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| 0:00.0 | 911, what's your emergency? |
| 0:11.0 | I have a robbery to report. |
| 0:13.0 | One and a half poultry breasts were stolen from my stew pot overnight. |
| 0:17.0 | Oh, you've got the wrong department, sir. |
| 0:19.0 | This is the police. We deal with real crimes. Hang on, I'll transfer you to someone who can help. Karen. Okay, I've got it. Get the phone. Karen, pick up the phone. Now. Give me one second. I'm just finishing my push get. Honestly, Karen. Hi there. it's assistant to the detective, Karen Whitehouse, here. |
| 0:39.5 | How can I help? |
| 0:40.4 | So I was trying to survive in the Amazon rainforest for 40 days, |
| 0:43.6 | and one of my teammates stole the breast of the bird that I had hunted. |
| 0:47.6 | Oh, okay. |
| 0:48.5 | I'm going to have to patch you through to the lead detective for this kind of case. |
| 0:51.8 | Hold the line. |
| 0:56.4 | All right, here we go. |
| 0:58.8 | This is Detective Lauren Kilby speaking. How may I help you? |
| 1:09.6 | In 2022, a group of elite survivalists were dropped into the depths of the Peruvian Amazon for a TV show. |
| 1:18.6 | The rules were simple, survived for 40 or 60 days in one of the most unforgiving environments on Earth. |
| 1:26.6 | They could only take three tools with them, a knife, a pot and a fire starter. |
| 1:33.3 | And the worst part of it all, in my opinion, they were completely naked. |
| 1:39.3 | Stripped of comfort, protection and dignity. |
| 1:42.3 | This is an experience that is designed to break you. People change |
| 1:46.4 | up in the wild. They built shelters, battled a huge amount of dangerous animals and insects. |
| 1:52.8 | Jaguars walking around, you've got things trying to eat you, you've got insects everywhere, |
| 1:57.2 | scorpions, like you're on high alert constantly. Faced near starvation. |
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