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Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

S3 E22 Boob Bandit - Part Three

Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes

Wedding, Society & Culture, Crime, Comedy, True Crime, Detective, Shat, Lesbian

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

The final showdown with Dave. Detective Lauren Kilby goes full bad cop and takes zero prisoners. The clock is ticking and everything's on the line: friendship, ethics, survival, breasts and most importantly closure. Boob Bandit, IT'S TIME.

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0:00.0

The moment has come. The big interrogation. We have a serious amount of evidence pointing towards one suspect.

0:09.0

Arguably the most evidence we have ever had. Exhibit A.

0:14.0

It may have shown Dave washing his hands and his face at one point in the night.

0:20.0

Exhibit B. When he grabbed it, saw more of the hand and I kind of caught just a portion of the face.

0:25.6

I could have swore it was Dave.

0:27.6

And then I could hear it.

0:29.6

Exhibit C.

0:32.6

And I walk up and there is a certain person who is standing outside and just chomping away with their mouth

0:38.8

closed and like kind of trying to hide it and putting his back towards me.

0:41.7

And I was like, oh my gosh, hey, what are you doing out so late?

0:44.2

So like walk inside.

0:45.6

And then the pot lid was off.

0:47.6

Exhibit D.

0:48.7

I hear the lid go back on and I see Dave move back across to where his bed is and I can hear some chewing sounds.

0:57.4

Exhibit E.

0:58.6

He's extremely flexible.

1:00.4

The smouldering fires lighting up a little bit of his body and just how he squats is different to how everyone else squats.

1:07.5

Are you 100% sure it was Dave?

1:10.4

A thousand percent it was Dave.

1:12.7

It is impossible for it to have been anyone else.

1:15.6

Even was, who's actually been a real detective before, thinks we've got him.

1:20.9

When you have an amount of evidence that points you in the simplest direction,

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