S3 E19 Doggy Bag - Part Five
Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes
Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes
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🗓️ 26 February 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
It all ends today*.
It's time to chase down the last two remaining leads in our frantic mission to get justice for João; Ana from the Slovenian chain, and Joanna from the Dutch chain. Will they lead us to the source of the lie or to to João's parents?
A shocking confession from a superspreader reveals how his fake story reached millions. And to close the case, we launch a social experiment designed to rewrite the future of this legend. We didn't think it would end like this but here we are...
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| 0:00.0 | Before we get into this episode, we have an announcement to make. |
| 0:03.4 | We have officially launched our very own unqualified detectives club on Patreon. |
| 0:08.9 | If you love our show and you want to become friends with us, come and join us. |
| 0:12.6 | You'll get access to our detective chat room, live Q&As and exclusive bonus content. |
| 0:17.2 | Such as the video of me interrogating Henk from season one. |
| 0:21.3 | When I physically threatened him. |
| 0:22.5 | What's happening? |
| 0:23.5 | verbally threatened him. |
| 0:24.5 | Do you love your girlfriend? |
| 0:25.5 | I do very much. |
| 0:26.5 | What would happen if she was to just suddenly disappear? |
| 0:29.8 | That's all on video. |
| 0:30.7 | And you can detect his bad body language. |
| 0:32.9 | Plus I am apparently going to be strapped up to the USB military edition lie detector for the very first time. |
| 0:39.4 | And you get to ask the questions. |
| 0:41.4 | Strap that bitch up. So sign up today at patreon.com |
| 0:44.9 | slash who shut on the floor at my wedding? |
| 0:47.3 | Helen? Will Helen join? |
| 0:48.5 | Doubt it. We'll probably have to pay her to be honest. |
| 0:52.5 | Previously on Doggy Bag. |
| 0:54.8 | What have we got ourselves into? |
| 0:57.0 | 122 years ago, a legend was born. |
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