S3 E18 Doggy Bag - Part Four
Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes
Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes
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🗓️ 12 February 2026
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
After asking listeners to submit their own versions of this story, we start building a global timeline. One that tracks how this story mutated and spread across borders and decades.
Then we find it. A newspaper article from 1904. Suddenly João is the least of our problems. And just as we're ready to give up (again)… a key witness steps forward.
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| 0:00.0 | Previously on Doggy Bag. |
| 0:03.3 | Are you ready to join me in the biggest wormhole I have ever experienced? |
| 0:10.0 | Is Juel Real? |
| 0:11.6 | Is John Real? |
| 0:12.7 | We put a shout out to all of our listeners to submit any information about similar stories that they've heard. |
| 0:19.6 | This story appears in a new country, Denmark. |
| 0:24.0 | And they were walking the streets of Paris, |
| 0:26.4 | and all of a sudden this dog kind of like stiffens up and dies out of nowhere. |
| 0:31.1 | It was just outside a Louis Vuitton store, Germany. |
| 0:35.7 | And the acquaintances of the hairdresser went shopping in Dusseldorf in Germany and all of a sudden |
| 0:41.0 | the dog died. |
| 0:42.0 | So they entered a restaurant and ordered a schnapps. |
| 0:44.2 | When they were ready to leave, they realized that the bag was gone, including the dead dog. |
| 0:48.8 | I got the story from a podcast and the story was set in Munich. |
| 0:54.1 | The dog was a puck, by the way. |
| 0:56.1 | Suddenly the dog died and it was in front of a Prada store. |
| 1:00.1 | The whole thing is outrageous. |
| 1:01.8 | We have to try and turn the heat up on Tony. |
| 1:05.0 | Tony, we really need to get in touch with Johanna. |
| 1:08.1 | We think she might be closer to the dog owners than we originally thought. |
| 1:12.4 | Interesting. |
| 1:13.3 | The thing is that Johanna and I, we studied in this international program. |
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