S3 E13 Santa Snatcher
Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes
Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes
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🗓️ 18 December 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
On 14th December 2019, a child-sized decorative Santa vanished from The Strawberry Hall pub in Dublin.
But this wasn’t your average festive felony.
Within 24 hours, photos of the kidnapped Santa began appearing on a dedicated Instagram account, mocking the pub, and taunting Ireland.
And then came the twist no one was prepared for. Santa wasn’t just stolen… he was being held for ransom. For €5,000, to be precise.
As the investigation deepens, the plot thickens with every clue. Was this the work of opportunistic thieves? A carefully orchestrated prank? Or most disturbingly - was this an inside job?
It’s beginning to look a lot like… evidence.
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| 0:00.0 | Before we get into this episode, we have an announcement to make. |
| 0:03.4 | We have officially launched our very own unqualified detectives club on Patreon. |
| 0:08.9 | If you love our show and you want to become friends with us, come and join us. |
| 0:12.6 | You'll get access to our detective chat room, live Q&As and exclusive bonus content. |
| 0:17.2 | Such as the video of me interrogating Henk from season one. |
| 0:21.3 | When I physically threatened him. |
| 0:22.5 | What's happening? |
| 0:23.5 | verbally threatened him. |
| 0:24.5 | Do you love your girlfriend? |
| 0:25.5 | I do very much. |
| 0:26.5 | What would happen if she was to just suddenly disappear? |
| 0:29.8 | That's all on video. |
| 0:30.7 | And you can detect his bad body language. |
| 0:32.9 | Plus I am apparently going to be strapped up to the USB military edition lie detector for the very first time. |
| 0:39.4 | And you get to ask the questions. |
| 0:41.4 | Strap that bitch up. |
| 0:42.4 | So sign up today at patreon.com slash who shut on the floor at my wedding. |
| 0:47.3 | Helen? Will Helen join? |
| 0:48.5 | Doubt it. We'll probably have to pay her, to be honest. |
| 0:53.7 | This is a story set against the backdrop of a city in full festive bloom. |
| 0:58.6 | Dublin, Dublin at Christmas. |
| 1:00.7 | Everyone's in the pub. |
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