Previously on Rural Rectal Rampage.

Hi Karen, I've had lots of messages from people saying you've been trying to get hold of me.

Are you okay?

Emily, I just want to ask you, is what we're reading right now a real confession?

Yes.

So I went online.

I found Mr. Inappropriate.

You ordered the scented candle.

That was the only thing you actually ordered,

but you got an additional freebie.

Yeah, it come with a load of freebies.

And one of those freebies was the

for rectal use only stickers.

It was indeed, yes.

But you are responsible for initiating

the ripple effect.

I am the perpetrator of rural, rectal rampage.

We thought the case was closed.

The original Chipping Norton Perp, Emily, had confessed.

Her friend Leroy was also possibly involved.

But ultimately, we were satisfied, possibly also a little bit smug.

Until I received a frantic message from Karen telling me to get on a call immediately.

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