Previously on Rural Rectal Rempage, it was a picture of a cucumber and on the cucumber is a orange rectangular sticker that says for rectal use only.

It was quite weird.

I saw stickers on obesines, cucumbers.

Pepper ralees, mops. Porgettes, Dr obogeeds, cucumbers. Paparale's. Mops. Porgette.

Dr. Pepper bottles, candles.

Suburb, beans, green handles, gardening tools. Anyway, you could, I couldn't even imagine.

Do you have any leads? I'd start at the high school, so driving to the school.

We need your help. We believe that the perpetrators of a crime

might be around your age and we need you to go undercover.

I accept my role as undercover teenager.

Eleanor responds to that going,

I didn't realize they would get so much attention.

And then the sh-emoji. They're the perps. That is so dodgy. Why? Absolutely not. We're trying to make this community a safer place. We're trying to find the culprit, Karen. It looks like we're doing a drug deal. This is a global crime. It's a global crime. It's our only hope. There's suspects everywhere all over the internet coming clean. In the next few days we need a miracle. I'm brave. I'm strong. I'm strong. I will solve this case. We are brave. We are brave. We are strong. And we will solve this case. Oh, I may or may not have hunted down the stickers online and bought them from good old Timmu.

I may have then handed a sheet to my 13 year old niece who possibly spent a delightful afternoon

at the garden shop!

We've got a confession!

Allegedly putting those stickers onto all of the potted cactus plants.

We just cracked it.

No, we haven't cracked it.

This person was inspired by the originators.

This garden centre is literally about 45 minutes to an hour away from here.

This is getting out of hand, this crime.

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