S2EP29 | Ronald McDonald Milking Machine (BonusPod Ep 3)

BudPod with Glenn Moore & Pierre Novellie

Glenn Moore and Pierre Novellie

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4.8 • 924 Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Due to the standard Christmas chaos, this week's episode is a taste of BonusPod on our patreon every week. This is BonusPod episode 3. Patrons you will get your bonus episode this Friday as usual! In this episode the boys discover the haunting truth about the tooth fairy, the secret McDonald's is hiding from you and 'Hell People' on holiday!

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0:00.0	It's bonus part three.
0:03.9	Helly.
0:05.3	Helly.
0:06.5	It feels insane to say three.
0:08.9	Well, it's just too small a number.
0:10.1	You're expecting at least one other syllable after that.
0:12.1	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:12.9	Well, look, if we keep plugging away, we'll eventually go reach seven.
0:17.0	That's true.
0:17.5	And then we get to double syllables territory very briefly.
0:20.4	That gives us a taste of,
0:21.2	that gives us a taste of the future of 11.
0:27.1	A little taster of things to come.
0:29.7	Then when you get to 11, it's like play a card's right.
0:31.8	That's what it's going on when you get to like 21, yeah.
0:34.2	How are you coping with the heat?
0:36.8	I know we said it sarcastically in the main episode, but genuinely, you and I are pretty sweaty boys, I think.
0:43.3	Yeah, I have a...
0:44.6	Well, sometimes you're sweaty because you decide to run everywhere.
0:47.0	I run everywhere, and I swear a lot with stress, which is really bad because I'm very stressed at the moment.
0:54.6	Yes.
0:54.9	I mean there's just a permanent little dots all over me, which I really hate. Yeah. Because it makes you look unhealthier than you are. It makes you seem like the guy who's been bitten. It makes you look like a sandwich did that to you. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? As opposed to like any exercise. I really, I think as soon as I managed to, I've had roughly, we've been talking about this on average about 18, 19 hour work days every single day for about the past 60 days in a row. So I haven't had the chance to have a haircut and I desperately want one because I think my temperature will just go down immediately. Yeah. At the moment I have a dog on my head. I have a new I like if I can be asked to do something with it
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