It's Bud Pod 30!

I can't operate on this boy.

This boy is too dirty.

You really got producer Ben.

Sorry. Was that a sip of tea moment?

This boy is too dirty.

How filthy. I guess they do have to kind of...

I'm not ducking touch with that. I'm a surgeon, but... Well, this is how I feel about a friend of ours who had to have a little operation on his balls, and they went in through his shoulder. Yes. But I thought it'd be funny... The things the balls would least expect. That is what it's funny, but... You have to sneak up on the bullet.

They hide.

Yes, to operate on a bollet, you must first think like a bollet.

Remember, Hannibal, through the Alps, took, almost took Rome.

Balls through the shoulder, yes.

Dick through the ear.

Ear through the dick. That one is both. It's both ways. But through the balls, not for the shoulder. Through the ear. Yeah. Yeah. It's through the dick.

That one is both in both ways. But through the balls, not for the shoulder. Through the balls for the throat. I'd sort of be funny if he'd been like, oh, wow. Is that how it's usually done? They'd go, no, we just saw your balls and thought, I'm not fucking touching. Nah. I'm not touching that. That is fucking awful. so I'm going to go through your neck.

Your neck seemed like the cleanest part of you.

We actually just picked the cleanest part of you. Yeah. We actually just picked the cleanest area of your body and go through there. Yeah. Whatever it is. Yeah. And it seemed that the cleanest part was your neck, which is very anti-Victorian, I think. It seems to pop up a lot in Victorian literature. You wash your neck, boy. They're obsessed with washing their neck. I think it's... happening to it? Dirty collars? It's to stop your collar getting dirty, and I think it's because they were always, A, the thing I always forget is that the air was just soot. Yeah. So, and then like that plus, like, you're putting grease in your hair, and it's just all running down onto your neck. Oh, that's grim. Right? It's horrible. So that's a bit you'd have to scrub. Scrub your neck and behind your ears. Yeah. I was thinking actually in terms of scrubbing. People don't get dirty the way that they used to. They don't. They really don't. I've always wanted to be muddied. Yes. To such an extent that there's a bit in the pianist, the Adrian Brody film.

Now, the only bit of his life that I envy in that film is that.

When he gets to play the piano for that Nazi officer.

That's your dream gig, isn't it?

He gets to get away from his family for a while.

He, um, uh, he, He gets to get away from his family for a while. He has a bath, and you just see this ring of just...

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