S2E28 | Diagnosed Christmassy

BudPod with Glenn Moore & Pierre Novellie

Glenn Moore and Pierre Novellie

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4.8 • 924 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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This week the boys unpack Pierre's recent stag do, Glenn's pheromone dreams, baffling business names and Christmas correspondence!

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0:00.0	It's Budpart episode 28.
0:02.0	And a wizard is never late.
0:06.1	That was some good Gandalf.
0:07.8	Thanks, he's a dickhead, I think, in that bit.
0:09.9	Yeah, because he says, you know, a wizard arrives precisely what he means to.
0:14.8	Why?
0:16.5	What other job would we let someone...
0:19.0	I think you'll find actuaries arrive precisely when they... Not why? To be fair, like almost every tradesman is operating on a Gandalfi. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. A plumber arrives just any time. It will be, yeah, it'll be when I decide. They're on a Gandalfian schedule. Yeah, I used to, I mean, I had this when I was in Manchester the other week. I got woken up at like 5.30 in the morning by like the room service phone, the hotel room landline. And it's weird to hear a landline ringing in the year of our Lord 2025. That's already I'm in a horror film. Yeah, and it was to let me know that the cab that I had booked for an hour later, he's already arrived and he's in reception.
0:56.5	So he's ready for you to get up now.
0:59.4	Why?
1:00.6	Insane.
1:01.8	Look, look, we don't live in the world of the Grand Budapest Hotel.
1:07.4	But insane, that a hotel worker couldn't have intervened and gone, but it's for an hour from now and just kind of like deflected that as a matter of guest comfort. Yes, and it's made me realize actually. I guess they just go, well, there's a man in front of me, whereas Glenn is just a voice on a phone that I can annoy. Yes. This has given me an idea of what to do if I find out the
1:28.5	hotel room number of someone I hate. Yeah. To just go downstairs and go, I'm in room
1:33.0	1428 and I'd love a big old wake-up call at 3 a.m. You know that wake-up call where
1:38.6	the clown comes into the room and just gently, gently rest his penis on your forehead and drags
1:43.9	it across.
1:44.3	I'd love that one, please.
1:46.3	And it's for me, not my enemy.
1:48.1	I would love a wake-up call, but I don't like to wake up too suddenly.
1:54.9	What I like is the frightening fire alarm volume of your landlines, which I know that they're that loud, because
2:03.8	there's a hotel. But then when I pick up the phone, I'd like you to whisper the wake-up call.
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