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The Tim Hawkins Podcast

S2 Ep8: The Tim Rogaine Experience

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Improv

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

This week, Tim and the gang address Tim’s new haircare routine, celebrity look-alikes, the many victims of alopecia, and Livy does a nearly flawless impression of a certain former governor of California. More listener questions and the return of Jackson Rants! This time, nobody with the last name Paul is safe (but...two brothers in particular). Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey folks, I hope this finds you well.

0:13.4

I hope this finds you excited about something in your life.

0:18.0

I hope you're enjoying that so many things are opening back up again.

0:22.9

I hope you're feeling a little more normal again.

0:26.0

I hope you're feeling healthy and confident.

0:29.1

I hope you dance of course, dance away, you weirdo.

0:35.5

But I sincerely hope you're finding some hope in your life.

0:40.0

There's someone calling.

0:41.0

That's the security company calling because they call every day because I haven't renewed

0:46.4

the security thing on our house because the door got broken in our basement.

0:52.9

Where was I?

0:53.9

But yes, I sincerely hope you're finding some hope in your life.

0:57.8

And you know that this podcast we're doing every week does something to encourage that.

1:01.8

Now I want to share something with you that might not sound very hopeful, but it helped

1:06.3

me out a lot in my career and really just in my life.

1:09.6

Okay.

1:10.6

I remember I was about to step on stage one night and I had this thought.

1:13.8

As a performer, you just have those.

1:15.8

I don't know if you call them butterflies.

1:17.7

When you first start out you don't have material.

1:19.4

It's more of a like a knife sticking in your stomach.

1:22.3

It's just that it's dreadful.

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