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The Tim Hawkins Podcast

S2 Ep9: You're All Hodunks Now!

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Improv

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

This week, Tim and the gang talk about the recent exploding number of milk genres, the joys of waking up at 3:30 AM for family road trips, and they have a big ol’ chuckle at some of the internet’s greatest national anthem fails. Plus, another round of Luke-Warm Debates, this time centered around the questionable status of a certain x-man, man.    Thanks to FaithfulCounseling for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Well greetings and salutations faithful listener and perhaps new listener. You are all indeed

0:14.8

always welcome to drop by. Okay. And just so you know, the Hawkins House is one of those

0:19.4

where once you enter everything is at your disposal. It's make yourself at home times

0:24.7

a hundred. Okay. Use any bathroom you like, eat what you want, drink our lacroise, drink

0:29.9

from the milk jug. I don't care. Spank our neighbor's children, yell at them, I don't

0:34.0

care. Hey, it takes a village, right? So I'm pretty progressive when it comes to home

0:38.5

life and my things. If you need it and I'm not really using it by all means in dulled

0:43.2

and that's really Heather and my favorite, Heather and my is I don't even know the Heather

0:47.5

and my is that right? Heather and my favorite thing to do is just have people over and enjoy

0:52.4

one another's company and I think I've gotten better at being a host and really being a friend.

0:57.3

Okay. Folks believe it or not, I used to be kind of a snob when it came to people. I would

1:02.4

always complain to Heather and we were at get togethers with other people about how bored

1:06.7

I was and she finally said something that turned me right around. She said, well, maybe you're

1:12.3

so bored because you're so boring and by jove she was right. So from then on, I tried

1:18.7

to become a better listener. Okay. To be in the conversation, that's what conversation

1:23.5

means, converse, to verse with others, right? So not just waiting for them to shut up so

1:29.1

I can spout my brilliance. I already know what I know. How much more fun is it to elucidate

1:35.2

contemplate and evaluate new ideas with someone else? Wow. When that happens, people magically

1:41.7

become far less boring and so do I. Speaking of elucidating, I've got a friend on the line

1:47.1

who I consider my life coach, my guru. He's a deep thinker and far from boring and his

1:54.5

name is IKEA man. That's what I call him. IKEA man. What's up greetings to him. High

1:59.4

is on or hall. That is from the traditional Swedish greeting, meaning how it goes. It

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