S2 Ep9: You're All Hodunks Now!
The Tim Hawkins Podcast
The Tim Hawkins Podcast
4.7 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 June 2021
⏱️ 79 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Well greetings and salutations faithful listener and perhaps new listener. You are all indeed |
| 0:14.8 | always welcome to drop by. Okay. And just so you know, the Hawkins House is one of those |
| 0:19.4 | where once you enter everything is at your disposal. It's make yourself at home times |
| 0:24.7 | a hundred. Okay. Use any bathroom you like, eat what you want, drink our lacroise, drink |
| 0:29.9 | from the milk jug. I don't care. Spank our neighbor's children, yell at them, I don't |
| 0:34.0 | care. Hey, it takes a village, right? So I'm pretty progressive when it comes to home |
| 0:38.5 | life and my things. If you need it and I'm not really using it by all means in dulled |
| 0:43.2 | and that's really Heather and my favorite, Heather and my is I don't even know the Heather |
| 0:47.5 | and my is that right? Heather and my favorite thing to do is just have people over and enjoy |
| 0:52.4 | one another's company and I think I've gotten better at being a host and really being a friend. |
| 0:57.3 | Okay. Folks believe it or not, I used to be kind of a snob when it came to people. I would |
| 1:02.4 | always complain to Heather and we were at get togethers with other people about how bored |
| 1:06.7 | I was and she finally said something that turned me right around. She said, well, maybe you're |
| 1:12.3 | so bored because you're so boring and by jove she was right. So from then on, I tried |
| 1:18.7 | to become a better listener. Okay. To be in the conversation, that's what conversation |
| 1:23.5 | means, converse, to verse with others, right? So not just waiting for them to shut up so |
| 1:29.1 | I can spout my brilliance. I already know what I know. How much more fun is it to elucidate |
| 1:35.2 | contemplate and evaluate new ideas with someone else? Wow. When that happens, people magically |
| 1:41.7 | become far less boring and so do I. Speaking of elucidating, I've got a friend on the line |
| 1:47.1 | who I consider my life coach, my guru. He's a deep thinker and far from boring and his |
| 1:54.5 | name is IKEA man. That's what I call him. IKEA man. What's up greetings to him. High |
| 1:59.4 | is on or hall. That is from the traditional Swedish greeting, meaning how it goes. It |
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