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The Tim Hawkins Podcast

S2 Ep7: Pirates of the Mississippi

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Improv

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

This week, Tim and the gang take on the “birds aren’t real” phenomenon, discuss the science of fruits versus vegetables, and share stories of unusual roadkill. Luke explains the unexpected origin story of pirates, and why they might not all just be the swashbuckling villains we see on the big screen! And finally, the gang sobers up for a more serious discussion about career and financial struggles, with Tim sharing his thoughts on how “making it” in comedy has drastically changed in the course of his life.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:28.5

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0:58.5

The first CD player I'd ever seen and he put on a disc and the crazy cool thing.

1:23.3

Remember, you could now just forward directly to the song you wanted.

1:28.3

No scrolling through a cassette, no trying to put the needle on the right spot,

1:33.0

no eight tracks, my rate tracks where you just had to wait until the song came around again.

1:37.6

I could rant on forever about our ever changing music world and world in general.

1:45.3

And speaking of that, I've got my good friend Alex Jones from Infowars on the line

1:50.3

to help me intro the show today.

1:52.6

Hey Alex, so many of you just push you aside and call you a conspiracy theorist and all that.

1:58.1

You're a conspiracy guy.

2:00.1

But it seems like the once crazy theories aren't so crazy anymore.

2:04.1

What's there you?

2:05.1

Well, Joe, I tell you, the globalists are taking over.

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