S2 Ep6: Our Eurovision Vacation
The Tim Hawkins Podcast
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🗓️ 7 June 2021
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Here we go again. Looking better than a body has a right to. You're messing me up so, and all I really know is here I go again. |
| 0:17.0 | And you guys remember who sang that song? |
| 0:19.0 | Get it, Dolly Burton! |
| 0:21.0 | Crap, aw! What are you? How you doing, man? Where'd you come from? |
| 0:25.0 | I got you down, I got a little dizzy, I heard you're dead and I got you in the wild, I got the hair frowny, rollin' in there, please. |
| 0:33.0 | Oh crap, I, it's been a long time. It looks like you sound great. It looks like you've pretty much survived the pandemic. You sound wonderful. What's going on? |
| 0:43.0 | Well, I've been here in Squeezin' Dennis Balls that helps in many, many ways. It's greasin' them and it's your interest stress and tension because you know at my age I am grown, where you're real? |
| 0:55.0 | For the you, the room of that room. |
| 0:58.0 | Yeah, so you've been Squeezin' Dennis Balls, huh? |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah, but only Wilson now. Wilson's the best ball. Totally. Pen is your way in your time, but Wilson, I just, I know what I'm gettin' with the Wilson ball. |
| 1:11.0 | It's Squeezin' helps me with tension, my arthritis helps me with my continents, my contemplation, probably. |
| 1:19.0 | Dang, it, it's just, it takes me way back. I, uh, so good, I just, this just makes my day to, to hear from you. So you, you, you squeeze your tennis balls that helped you through the pandemic, um. |
| 1:30.0 | Is that it? What, what else did you do? I mean, you sound great. |
| 1:33.0 | Well, I did, I did a new therapy I developed, uh, uh, I'm taking stem cells, uh, from a tortoise directly from the tortoise into my body and they have helped immensely, sir. |
| 1:47.0 | You, wait, you, you take stem cells from your, your tortoise that you raise, you raise tortoises, um, on your tortoise farm. You take stem cells from them? |
| 1:54.0 | Yeah, totally, you just, you know, you withdraw the stem from the tortoise, inject it into me, intravenously. And, uh, it helps, I feel good, I feel new. |
| 2:07.0 | I've got a hard outer shell though, my skin is turned into a reptilian-like shell. |
| 2:15.0 | Wow. Yeah, well, that's, I guess that's good, you know, kind of a, maybe a built-in bulletproof vest or something. |
| 2:22.0 | It's not funny, Tim. It, uh, it's a serious thing and I don't know what's going to happen, but it's not something I'm really happy about. |
| 2:30.0 | But at least I'm alive and good to go, good to go. |
| 2:33.0 | Well, you'd mentioned, uh, yeah, we'd mentioned Dolly Parton before and it's funny that every time I think about Dolly Parton, I think about Dollywood, redneck Disney land. |
| 2:42.0 | And you, and crap, why you've been at Dollywood, haven't you? |
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