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The Tim Hawkins Podcast

S2 Ep5: Waxing Slam Poetic

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Improv

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

This week, Tim and the gang chat about things the old folks say, why humans feel compelled to speak to dogs/babies so much, and the current state of Tik Tok and why it's such a huge, fun, confusing mess. They listen to some questionable slam poetry, and Livvy and Luke are brave enough to share some of their own! Guest call-in from Tim’s old friend and Swedish hard rocker, Ulf Nerfgun, who talks life on the road (literally) and the exclusive Scandinavian love languages. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Yeah, oh yeah, cool a baby.

0:15.2

I was raised on cool aint anybody else raised on cool aint I drank the cool aint I survived

0:20.4

the cool aint right.

0:22.1

But that wasn't the only we also had tang remember tang but tang was special you couldn't

0:26.7

just knock that out or bring that out anytime like after no and what an after school drink

0:30.6

tang was for the special guests okay when they came to visit you can bust out the tang.

0:35.6

I just think it's so funny how a taste or smell will stick with you your entire life we

0:40.6

used to have high sea drink anybody remember high sea my favorite was peach high sea

0:47.3

and as a matter of fact every time I go swimming I crave peach high sea and ruffles potato

0:53.9

chips okay.

0:55.2

And it has to be with French onion dip the perfect snack ruffles and French onion dip

1:00.6

peach high sea you're out for a swim but you know now when I go swimming it's not really

1:05.2

a swim you can't call it that it's more of a soak I really dig those pools where the

1:09.5

shallow end is only a couple feet deep or maybe even six inches that's all I need that's

1:14.4

plenty for me sure I might go into the four foot section and thrill everyone with an underwater

1:18.5

handstand if you're lucky who knows but summer is on the way can you feel it things are

1:23.6

opening up the sun's popping out a little bit more it's getting a little warmer yeah well

1:28.4

here comes our next episode just like here comes the sun here comes our next episode we've

1:32.6

got the gang of regulars this week my sweet Heather feather she's with us daughter liby

1:38.0

and her bow Luke.

1:39.0

Bow and new Duke the Duke Bowie.

1:42.0

Once again we're pretty much just hitting record and letting it fly folks this installment

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