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🗓️ 28 February 2022
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Tim gets a holy seal of approval from a street walker. Heather's new trainer makes her cry, but she assures us that she’s loving it. Luke and Livy spar over sparse food. Jackson, in his latest rant, issues the final verdict on peanut butter and celery. Plus, an old gem straight from Tim’s Comedy Vault…the Stalker Song!
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0:00.0 | Hello, everyone. Welcome back to another installment. We're moving right along. Moving right along. |
0:15.8 | But that was an old Muppets movie. I believe gosh, weren't the Muppets great. My goodness. |
0:26.2 | How great were the Muppets? How funny and how relevant were the Muppets really? I don't |
0:32.0 | know if they're relevant. They were just fun and I loved them from a better time. Maybe |
0:35.7 | it was a better time. I don't know. People were freaking out right now. I hope you're not |
0:38.8 | freaking out. You know, a lot of people think that the Lord is coming back soon. I don't |
0:42.6 | know if Jesus is coming back soon, but you get the feeling he is warming up the car. |
0:48.5 | So stay safe out there folks. Don't freak out. Enjoy life. Go make it better. Go grow |
0:54.1 | something. Go something legal. Go build something. Go hang out with a friend. We're going to talk |
1:01.0 | about that in this show about they did a study and the top thing for lifelong Jebadi to |
1:09.8 | help you live longer is social contact and social connection. So hey, go make some social |
1:16.0 | connections. Whether you want to do it six feet apart or not. And that's another thing |
1:21.0 | is there's no judgment here. You know, we talk about the pandemic and things like that. |
1:25.8 | There's no judgment. You do you. You do what you want to do. Where there's I get I get |
1:31.1 | all sides of this whole thing. Why people do it. But I'll give you this though. And I'm |
1:34.8 | going to tell you this and share this from my heart is that it's a thought on the |
1:41.3 | vaccine. And I know that personally I made my own decision for me, but I'm here to tell |
1:47.8 | you if I think the drug companies missed out on people like me. If you want people like |
1:53.2 | me to take anything, you give it to them as like a sample at Costco because I will any |
2:01.1 | stranger gives me anything anything anything with a toothpick stuck in it. I will eat it. |
2:07.5 | Anything in a small paper cup. I will drink it. You put your little you whatever medicine |
2:12.8 | or potion in there. And I will ingest it. That's I think they missed out and maybe they |
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